so, me and my friends (all five friends I have, I know, I'm just so popular and amazing)
we never put actual names for each other in our phones, for example, I have one friend down as "Muddy Mexico Mate" and my bsf as "Frank Thunderbutt"
so, I asked my friends what their contact name for me is, and this brings me to my strong belief that there are two types of best friends.
type one:
the nice ones who love and support you
they have me as "✨lib 😝🌸✨ and "🌸my bestie🌸"
type two:
the best friends who would commit genocide and arson for you, beat up anyone who looks at you wrong and will (and has) cleaned blood off the floor for you.
they have me as "fuck face who needs therapy" and "lil shorty (autisic addition)" and "musical theater gay"
the shorty is a joke because I'm taller than them all combined.
by the way, if you saw one of my more recent announcements you would have met one of my friends "Frank Thunderbutt" (ADHD is strong with her) she has my as "lil shorty (autisic addition)" and "ALEXADRA DEVIL" who has me as "🌸my bestie🌸"
anyway, if you have any weird names for your friends, thats what the comment button is for :)
~alex
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Non-Fictionjust a kinda diary-rant- info dump thing. might have some heavy stuff, i'll put trigger warnings tho
