BTS Sick Concept (6/20)

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! BTS IS COMING BACK ON THE 25th OF THIS MONTH! (>^<)

[Or was it the 26th?]

THIS ALSO ADDS THEM TO THE LIST OF SUMMER COMEBACKS BUT THAT'S NOT WHY IM HYPERVATING... IT'S BECAUSE OF THE COMEBACK CONCEPT AND EVERYTHING!

JUNGKOOK, OUR GOLDEN MAKNAE, HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A POLICE OFFICER!! (>~<) HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME, ESPECIALLY WITH HAIR THAT COLOR AND THAT OUTFIT!

TAEHYUNG, I SWEAR I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUT! BUT TURNS OUT, HE'S A DETECTIVE...!! HE WILL BE THE DETECTIVE THAT WILL UNCOVER THE SECRECTS OF THE MURDERER OF MY DEATH! DUN DUN DUUNN!

JIMIN, OH MY GOSH, CHIMCHIM! (>^<) WHAT IS HE?! A TEACHER?! WHAT SUBJECT?! IT SHALL BE MY MOST FAVORTIE SUBJECT OF ALL TIME IN LIFE! AND OH MY GOSH, THE GLASSES JUST TOPS IT ALL OFF.

RAPMONSTER, NAMJOON, THE DESTRUCTION GOD... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?! (O.0)?! SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU ARE A SOLDIER IN THE MILITARY BUT LET'S BE HONEST HERE, ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT... THE ELEVATOR BOY?! (>^<) I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE HE IS BUT HE'S HELLA HANDSOME (>///<)

J-HOPE, HOSEOK, DANCE MASTER... OH MY GOD, TAKE ME ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE OR WHAYEVER BIKE YOU HAVE AND LET'S RIDE INTO THE SUNSET! OH GOSH, WHAT AM I SAYING?! BUT DAMN, HIS HAND, HIS FACE, HIS HAIR, HIS LIPSSS!!! WHAT MORE TO SAY THAN... PERFECTION!!!

OH GOSH, HERE IT COMES, THE FEELS!! SUGA, YOU PALE, LITTLE GUMDROP! WHO TOLD YOU, YOU CAN GO BLONDE? HUH? HUH?! HUUUHHH??!?!! YOU'RE ALREADY WHITE ENOUGH! NO MORE WHITE FOR YOU!! GEEZ (>~<)

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID 'OH MY GOSH'? BUT NOW IT'S SERIOUSLY OH MY GOSH. I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK HERE! SERIOUSLY, IM DYING! SOMEONE CALL THE FREAKING AMBULANCE!

[~EXO OVERDOSE PLAYS~ Someone Call The Doctor]

OH WAIT, HOLD UP A MINUTE THERE! IS THAT DOCTOR JIN I SEE?! FUDGE IT IS! DOCTOR JIN HELP ME! TAKE ME TO YOUR HOSPITAL! I'LL BE FOREVER SICK IF IT MEANS YOU'RE MY DOCTOR!

Sorry, for all the caps... I'm just so excited! But I'm worried for their health as well. Their popularity is rising which results to more activities and promotions but I need to know if they're getting enough rest in between and eating well. I know Taehyung said that he likes it best when they're promoting and I'm sure we've all seen Jin go on an eating spree. But seriously, I'm still worrying here yet at the same time, I'm anticipation so much! (>~<)

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