Sturniolo Triplets angst/Other Things

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Just something silly.
Based off of Matt and Chris's accidental kiss.

No tw, just silliness.
Also relax, they're brothers you little weirdo.
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It was around 2 a.m on a Tuesday, Matt was having some trouble sleeping so he had decided to sit in the kitchen on his phone. He didn't hear his younger brother Chris exit his bedroom, or notice him come into the kitchen until his voice shot through the man's ears.

"Matt!!" His brother yelled, droaning out the name. Matt acknowledges his name being called by turning his head. This is where things get strange.

You see, Chris was playfully puckering up his lips, essentially attempting to kiss his brother on the cheek or on the head. Anywhere, but the lips. Which is where they ended up.

When Matt turned his head, Chris was already too close to swerve. So they collided, a split second reaction turned a cute situation into..well, an awkward one. Each of them pulled away at the fucking speed of light, Chris's hand flew up to his mouth, his eyes wide. Matt rose from his seat and backed away from Chris, staring at him with wide eyes. Possibly wider than Chris's.

"..What, the fuck are you doing?!" Matt screeched, still staring at Chris.
The man, now on the other side of the room, stuttered before speaking. "I- what-- me?! What the fuck are you doing?! Why the actual fuck would you move your God damn head!" Chris screamed back. Matt's jaw dropped, "mother fucker, you called my name! I'm not a statue! Obviously I'm gonna fuckin' move my head!" Matt defended. The room went silent after that, but not for long.
"Y- you, I-- whatever! Whatever, you're- you're so weird, fuck you, go away--" Chris mumbled, stuttering.
"I'm weird?! Says the guy who just ran at me with his lips puckered like a lunatic! Also, I was here first, you can go away" Matt replied, standing stiffly in his spot, his whole body was red at this point.

Chris let out a very strange, likely embarrassed groan and he stomped off to his room, slamming the door in the process. Which woke up Nick, who came into the room shortly after Chris left. "Tell me why, the actual fuck, you two are yelling at two in the morning.." Nick mumbled. Matt spluttered and threw his hands up in exasperation, "oh, well I dunno Nick, maybe it's because I just got kissed by my brother!" Matt screeched.
"It was an accident!" Chris yells from inside his room.

A tired looking Nick glances at Chris's door, then back to Matt. "Take your dumbass to bed, for fucks sake" he said, walking right back up to his room.
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Matt did in fact, take his ass to bed. The next morning, he walked into the kitchen and spotted the kisser, sitting where he sat only 10 hours previously.

No words were spoken for a good thirty minutes, before Chris finally spoke up. "..you wanna get ice cream?-"
"Chris you fucking kissed me, on the mouth...like full on, like mouth to mouth resuscitation except I had all the air in the fucking world!--"
"Okay okay stop!-- I know that..but come on! I didn't mean to!"
"No-- Chris I felt your t-- AHH! Stop talking, shut up!" Matt's hands fly up to his face, he hides.
"WHAT- MATT! Oh fuck, why would you ever-- THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT!"
"Shut up Chris, I'm gonna kill you, like I'm actually going to kick your ass"
"You're the one who started describing some shit, why would you ever do that!--"
"LET'S... just, go get ice cream...for fucks sake.."
"Mr. Tongue wants ice cream now?! After that?!--"
"CHRIS!"
"ALRIGHT, Alright fine!"

Chris gets up from his seat, staring at Matt, who was looking down, his ears red. Like Rudolph the red ear'ed human being.

They make it to Braum's and order their ice cream. Matt parks in a parking spot so they can eat.
With Chris's face still red with embarrassment, he speaks. "I actually sobbed myself to sleep last night.." he mumbled, taking a lick of his ice cream. Matt chuckled, "jokes on you, I almost killed myself--"
"Matt!.."

A small smile forms on Matt's face and he rubs Chris's shoulder, "hey man, it's alright." He says softly. Chris sniffles and hides his face. "Chris! Are you crying right now?" Matt gasped. Chris shook his head, "I'm just embarrassed.." the younger boy admitted. "I get it Chris, it was an accident... Just don't ever accidentally do it again.."
"Absolutely not-- eugh... I hated that actually"
"You and me both kid, now shut up and eat! It's literally melting everywhere!"

Chris smirked playfully, but continued to eat his ice cream.

Once Matt got to the cone, he accidentally bit the inside of his lip. "Ow! Fucker--" Matt winces, Chris giggles and looks over at Matt, "kiss to make it feel better?--"
"Chris!" Matt screamed, sending rapid punches and slaps to his brothers body. Chris laughed maniacally, "Okay, Okay! Okay! Hahaa! I'm sorry man, I'm done-- I'm done!" Chris laughed, which caused Matt to start giggling. They stayed in the lot for a while before heading home to a cranky Nick, who wanted ice cream, and almost had a fit. So they went to get ice cream again.

Chris 100% made the same joke with Nick, and Nick did in fact slap him into next fucking year, and told him to 'Shut his mouth as soon as possible.'
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