Murder Drones x Reader (+Oneshots)

V and Y/N's kooky insane adventure

Hey Kosmo

this is really short and kinda stupid but hey who cares because i just wanted an excuse for (Y/N) to commit cannibalism (wasnt included in the request cause well tbh none of yall give me much to go off of, unless your BipolarBoy1280 cause goddamn man i love you /p)

I absolutely fucking hate this one but hey, its like that sometimes. Will NOT be telling anyone i posted this. Ever.

But hey, if i ever decide to do a rewrite of this, it'll 100% be included as canon. Also, this technically is canon, i just hate how i told it here. I wanted to post today as a treat for ep 7 teaser.
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     "N!!! N, N, N—" (Y/N) repeated N's name as they opened the hatch of the pod, voice strained ever slightly as they peered down into the pod.

     "Oh SHUT UP HE'S NOT EVEN HERE," V yelled toward (Y/N), baring her fangs toward the smaller drone. She sat on the edge of the seat, chain tugged at her neck.

      "...oh!" (Y/N) barely batted an eyelash as they started climbing down into the pod, jumping onto the metal floor with a grunt. "You know when he'll get back?"

     V narrowed her eyes, just glaring at (Y/N) for a moment before sitting back down into her chair, scooting back and crossing her arms and legs,"Not for a while! He's being weirdo right now, so he's slow." V rolled her eyes, closing them gently afterward and leaning her head back. "Why are you even here? Aren't we too dangerous?"

      "Um..." Cracking their knuckles, (Y/N) rolled from their heel to the ball of their foot, a bit of sweat rolling down the side of their face.

     "Y'into that, bluey?"

      "whoAH-KAY, LETS JUST NOT." (Y/N) covered their face with their hands, walking toward the chain that kept V tied to the ground and sitting down next to it. They picked up the steel in their palms, studying it for a moment.

V peered around, soon twisting her chair to face (Y/N) on the floor,"What are you..?"

They slammed a foot down onto the chain, teeth clamping around it as they pulled and pulled and pulled.

"You seriously think that'll work?"

And just as V said so, they pulled apart the chain, falling over onto the floor with a yelp. (Y/N) panted on the ground for a moment, letting out a huff before standing up.

"Well I'll be damned."

"C'mon, lets head out."

     "Excuse me?" V scoffed, looking around with a slightly furrowed brow," What makes you think I'll go with you anywhere? What makes you think I won't kill you?"

     "Yeah I don't read into that part of you too much." (Y/N) smiled softly, bouncing over to the ladder of the pod. "C'mon."

    
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     V grumbled, tugging at the remaining bit of chain on her neck. Her claws dug underneath the metal, scraping against it.