Murder Drones x Reader (+Oneshots)

Heartbeat - part 1

This chapter is short asf ughh

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Beep beep beep... beep beep beep...

"Huh?!? Whoa-hO-HO—" N woke up, at first he was hanging from the ceiling like a bat with his arms crossed in-front of his chest, but now he was falling to the ground.

Thud.

"Oomph..."

N retracted his wings and brought his skinny, clawed fingers out, examining them.

"N!" Two voices rung from inside the pod next to him.

"We found something here!" Just Uzi's voice said.

Uzi was holding a small pin thing that looked kinda like a skull with a top-hat and disassembly drone wings. She was rubbing her thumb over it while (Y/N) squinted at it with their white eyes.

Uzi looked over to a mirror near her and the other drones, lifting up her hair for a moment. Her right eye became some weird triangle-like symbol and the mirror shattered.

(Y/N)'s face was full of horror, but more or a curious kind. "Holy..."

"That's weird and concerning." V turned around in one of the swivel chairs located inside the pod, her short hair swaying just like a chain hanging from her neck (to make sure she didn't go out and murder, of course).

"Bite me! This is probably you weirdos' fault!"

"Robo-jesus, break it up you two please-"

"I've never seen that symbol before. Wanna do an autopsy and find out~?"

Just at the perfect time, N came down into the pod," What'd you find?"

Uzi struck the boy guy on the head," Hey, did you know that was a pilot hat?"

Before (Y/N) could check up on him (because they feel like the only one who cares at this point), N flipped out, in a nice way, though.

"I. Was the PILOT? That's AWESO-"

His face now turned to one of horror (feelin a trend here, pals?)," I crashed and ruined everything..."

"Spaceship pilot." He was back to his normal silly self, the constant change of emotion here could only make (Y/N) giggle, while the others... not so much.

"Origin story~" He shot finger-guns to V and (Y/N), making a weird cool-boy face. This only caused (Y/N) to laugh more, but for V...

She demonically screeched at N and then went to blowing bubbles from bubble-blowers in her hands.

"...Speaking of piloting the ship, are we sure murder all humans is eh... 'morality'?"

"The humans sent you guys here without a communication relay, and reformatted your memories to soup." Uzi fixed some things up, aka putting a random control panel in a not-so-random place.

"Honestly I'm mainly mad about the memory thing. What could have happened where they just couldn't have you remember anything?" (Y/N) paced around the room, stopping to think near V's seat.

"Covering their tracks means their past negotiating." Uzi stuck a tool into a different control panel area. " Not like they tried negotiating with my mom..."

"Or, you missed the negotiations!" V was out of her seat, the chain around her neck stretched as far as it could go, right up in Uzi and (Y/N)'s faces. "The humans programmed us to solve a problem, where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent, hehe~"