Murder Drones x Reader (+Oneshots)

Valentines Special

Started writing february 11th cause im a procrastinating bitch.

Also I have a newfound obsession with Brandon Rogers, and my Hazbin Hotel hyperfixation has been amplified by ten.

If Class Acts doesn't come out this week im gonna sob. (Edit; sobbing rn LMFAO)

Slower updates cause of personal stuff and Lackadaisy fic

Also I'm in my schools musical aND WE'RE OFF BOOK ON MONDAY DUDE IM SUFFERING. OPENING NIGHT IS MARCH 1ST (edit; im fine lol i had all my lines memorized) and im meeting one of my online friends for the first time on closing night HI KOSMO

"Valentines special. A special where Q-9 and N actually make progress in their romantic relationship."-Purple Salamander DM requesting this

This is gonna be really short and sweet, and also I planned to post another oneshot before this but idc lolololol.

Also, towards the end, and throughout this chapter, there is discussion of/actual kissing, because the people in the discord server voted to have kissy. So have fun.

I'm not all that used to writing N, despite this entire book being an N x reader, so sorry if this isn't accurate to his character! A lot is headcanoning lol. I think i did pretty swell, though.
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"Hello? Hello hello hellooooo—"

(Y/N) banged on the door of Uzi's place repeatedly, yelling out for someone to answer the door.

     And then they noticed the doorbell.

    Safe to say Khan couldn't just ignore them for much longer.

     "Hey! Mr. Doorman, mind if I come i—"

      "Yes."

      (Y/N) stayed silent for a moment, pads of their fingers pressing together as their lips pressed together into a thin line.

     "Well can I come in..?" They smiled to Khan innocently, but still fakely, a bead of sweat rolling down their visor.

     "N—"

     "YES, yes you can." Uzi appeared behind Khan, standing on the tips of her boots to just barely look over his shoulder. "Now c'mon—"

     Uzi reached under Khan's arm, grabbing (Y/N)'s and dragging them inside. She immediately ran to her room, her grip on (Y/N)'s arm never faltering.

     Neither of them paid attention to Khan's objections, just slamming the door to Uzi's room and blocking it shut.

     "Alright alright, so why are you here again?"

      "Because VALENTINE'S DAY."

      And just like that, Uzi let out one of her long, surprisingly not copyrighted groans.

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     "...so I'VE fallen for this guy into the grand canyon wearing stilts and I don't know what I'm doing."

     (Y/N) paced around Uzi's room, socks dragging along the purple carpet back and forth back and forth.

     "The grand canyon is on earth?"