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Mbappe: So.... What's your body count?
V: 482,601,596 Just Today.
Mbappe: GOD DAMN you're a Hoe!
V: How am I a- Oh you did NOT go there!!
Mbappe: Then why'd you say-
V turns her Hands into Her Sharp Knife-like claws and attempts to Cut Open Mbappe.
V: That's why you big Dork Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Trump storms into the Room.
Trump: For the last time Obamna, That Election was Rigged beyond belief.
Obamna: No it was not. And why does my Text say Obamna?
Trump: What text Obamna?
Obamna: The one on the page you Fat Fuck? Is MA1 making fun of me or something?
MA1: Yes.
Upstairs....
Messi: So Ronaldo, Would you rather have full access to Time travel, but you can only go to the future and not back, Or Be absolutely wrecked by Mbappe with no consequences?
Ronaldo: The Fuck kind of question is that? We're not even at the plot yet.
Maguire: Whatever you guys. I'd take the time travel one.
Ronaldo: I honestly thought you did considering you've been practically AFK for the past 3 episodes.
Maguire: Fuck you asshole.
CRASH!!!
They all look and see-
J: GOD DAMNIT!!! This is why I only Buy JcJenson Products!!!!
.........
Ronaldo: So anywa-
CRASH!!!
They look at the window and see-
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Ronaldo: Who in the hell are you?
???: My name is-
Mbappe: Jordan Devlin.
Ronaldo: Mbappe where the fuck did you come from?!?!?
Jordan: If it isn't my old Friend Kylian Mbappe.
Messi: Hold on I thought this Book wasn't connected with DKV.
Mbappe: It isn't.
Messi: So how do you kn-....... You two didn't.
Jordan: A king needs to test his stamina.
Messi: You did! God damnit!!
Trump comes upstairs.
Trump: What the absolute fuck? Who the fuck is this poser?
Jordan: *Gasp* You don't know The "Big J Devlin"?
Trump: You son of a bitch!!
He Goes to Punch Jordan, but he Dodges.
Trump: You! Me! 1v1!
Jordan: You're on Cheeto!!
Trump: You stand no chance Against The BIG D TRUMP!!
J: he stands Every chance against The "Big Fat Cheeto"
N: J!
Everyone Gasps at N's sudden appearance.
Messi: Where do you guys keep coming from.
Trump: We're 12 people living in the same house, where do you think?
Jordan: Wait, When is this 1v1?
Trump: Oh yeah um....Next Week at The Park.
Jordan: You're on.
Next Week....
Jordan shows up to the park.
Jordan: Yo Donny!! Where are ya.
Trump's Voice: I'm over here Bitch!
He Jumps and Tackles Jordan.
Trump: Sup bitch!
Jordan: Fuck you Trump!
He kicks Trump off him and beats the shit out of him.
Bush: Yeah... This is.... Pretty much what I expected.
J: Don't save him! I wanna film this.
V: Oooh me too!
Mbappe: I'm gonna porn this.
V and J Poke his neck with their Sharp Knife fingers.
Bush walks over to Devlin.
Bush: Hey Jordan! How about instead of Picking on Cheetos, how about you Fight a Giga-Chad?
Jordan: A Giga-Chad?!? Pffft hahaha!! That doesn't exist!
Bush: Oh yeah, BUSH BASH!!!
He Uses his super strength to beat the shit out of Jordan and sent him flying.
Bush: He was a pushover.
Trump: I totally had him.
Messi: That is Cap Donald! You got your ass handed to ya!
Trump: I did not. He was so pathetic.
Everyone laughs at Donald as the camera Zooms out.
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Trump: Make sure to Follow KeyuKoms or I will build a Fucking wall around your house as well, Thanks.
