Episode 38: Spoon of Fortune

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In The Woods

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In The Woods....

Bush: Huh.... An episode that doesn't begin at the house. Weird.

Bush Walks around the woods in search of a Weird Item that's been Glowing around.

Bush: I could've sworn I seen Something here. There must be some other Clue.

*Clap*

Bush was startled by the noise and Sees Silence there.

Bush: Silence? What are you doing here?

Silence Gestures Meditating.

Bush: Nice. Say, Silence, have you seen anything strange around here?

Silence Points to the Cave nearby.

Bush: Thanks Silence.

Silence gives a thumbs up and Bush leaves.

Bush eventually makes it into the cave and follows the light.

The light leads him to...

Bush: a... Spoon?

He picks up the spoon and has a vision.

The vision was of A Dolphin living on land and Using The spoon To sink an old pirate ship.

Bush: ...... That's.... Not possible.... I better Get this back to the house.

Bush runs back to the house.

Inside the house, Mbappe was Telling N about an App.

Mbappe: I met this one girl, she had a Great toaster. And then I met this one Lamp. Oh she was a ton.

Bush Walks in the house and JUMPS Over the fuckin Counter.

Bush: Guys! Check out this spoon.

Mbappe: oooh a spoon. Yes, Something to shove up my ass!

Bush: No you id- wait, why would you do that?

N: I imagine that would hurt.

Bush: Anyway, check out this spoon.

Trump and Ronaldo head downstairs.

Trump: That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen George. You're freaking out over a Fucking Spoon?

???: MUAHAHA!!! YES!!! RIP HIS FUCKING GUTS OUT AND CRUSH HIS SKULL UNDER THE FUCKING VAN!!!

They look and See that V was watching a Horror movie.

V: Please teach me your ways...

Bush: ..... How on earth is she still allowed anywhere near us?

Trump: I dunno or care. Your stupid spoon is pointless.

He drops it on the floor, causing a Huge beam of light to open to the floor.

Out Comes the one and only...

Everyone: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

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Everyone: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

V: What are you guys doi- OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S GOD Z!!

She Flies Right over to God Z.

V: Can I have your Autograph?!

God Z shrugs and writes his name onto V's Right Arm.

V: This is Fucking Awesome!!

God Z: George W. Bush!

Bush: Yessim?

God Z: Where did you find that Spoon?

Bush: in a cave. And I got a vision about a land Dolphin..... A dolphin who's caused disasters all over.

God Z: His name is.... Tunapants.

Bush: What's his deal?

God Z: He's an idiotic dolphin and That is his spoon. That spoon is capable of unimaginable power.

Bush: I had a feeling. So what should we do.

BAM!! The door blasts open. It was Tunapants.

Tunapants: Stop in the name of Hot pockets!! Gimme my spoon!

Bush: Here.

He tosses it at him.

Tunapants: That's it?

God Z: Yeah plot sucks.

???: not so fast!!

They see a pirate at the door.

Tunapants: A Pirate!!

He Massacres the pirate with the spoon, much like V would kill someone with her bare hands.

Bush: I honestly thought this was gonna be a lot more interesting.

God Z: So.... Can I be Recurring?

Bush: I don't see why not?

Pirate: MY DICK HOLE!!!

Trump: Make sure to Follow Ahanaqueen or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well, Thanks.

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