In The Woods....
Bush: Huh.... An episode that doesn't begin at the house. Weird.
Bush Walks around the woods in search of a Weird Item that's been Glowing around.
Bush: I could've sworn I seen Something here. There must be some other Clue.
*Clap*
Bush was startled by the noise and Sees Silence there.
Bush: Silence? What are you doing here?
Silence Gestures Meditating.
Bush: Nice. Say, Silence, have you seen anything strange around here?
Silence Points to the Cave nearby.
Bush: Thanks Silence.
Silence gives a thumbs up and Bush leaves.
Bush eventually makes it into the cave and follows the light.
The light leads him to...
Bush: a... Spoon?
He picks up the spoon and has a vision.
The vision was of A Dolphin living on land and Using The spoon To sink an old pirate ship.
Bush: ...... That's.... Not possible.... I better Get this back to the house.
Bush runs back to the house.
Inside the house, Mbappe was Telling N about an App.
Mbappe: I met this one girl, she had a Great toaster. And then I met this one Lamp. Oh she was a ton.
Bush Walks in the house and JUMPS Over the fuckin Counter.
Bush: Guys! Check out this spoon.
Mbappe: oooh a spoon. Yes, Something to shove up my ass!
Bush: No you id- wait, why would you do that?
N: I imagine that would hurt.
Bush: Anyway, check out this spoon.
Trump and Ronaldo head downstairs.
Trump: That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen George. You're freaking out over a Fucking Spoon?
???: MUAHAHA!!! YES!!! RIP HIS FUCKING GUTS OUT AND CRUSH HIS SKULL UNDER THE FUCKING VAN!!!
They look and See that V was watching a Horror movie.
V: Please teach me your ways...
Bush: ..... How on earth is she still allowed anywhere near us?
Trump: I dunno or care. Your stupid spoon is pointless.
He drops it on the floor, causing a Huge beam of light to open to the floor.
Out Comes the one and only...
Everyone: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!
V: What are you guys doi- OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S GOD Z!!
She Flies Right over to God Z.
V: Can I have your Autograph?!
God Z shrugs and writes his name onto V's Right Arm.
V: This is Fucking Awesome!!
God Z: George W. Bush!
Bush: Yessim?
God Z: Where did you find that Spoon?
Bush: in a cave. And I got a vision about a land Dolphin..... A dolphin who's caused disasters all over.
God Z: His name is.... Tunapants.
Bush: What's his deal?
God Z: He's an idiotic dolphin and That is his spoon. That spoon is capable of unimaginable power.
Bush: I had a feeling. So what should we do.
BAM!! The door blasts open. It was Tunapants.
Tunapants: Stop in the name of Hot pockets!! Gimme my spoon!
Bush: Here.
He tosses it at him.
Tunapants: That's it?
God Z: Yeah plot sucks.
???: not so fast!!
They see a pirate at the door.
Tunapants: A Pirate!!
He Massacres the pirate with the spoon, much like V would kill someone with her bare hands.
Bush: I honestly thought this was gonna be a lot more interesting.
God Z: So.... Can I be Recurring?
Bush: I don't see why not?
Pirate: MY DICK HOLE!!!
Trump: Make sure to Follow Ahanaqueen or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well, Thanks.
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