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Messi and Maguire are now stuck on the L-shaped Floating island.
Messi: looks like we'll have to try to sur-
Maguire pushes him off .
Messi: Hey!! Once I respawn I will fuck you up so bad, Not even plot armor will save you.
Maguire: I'd love to see you try bitch.
Messi Respawns on top of the tree and attacks Maguire.
The two have their little sissy fight until Messi punches Maguire off the island.
Messi: Pow Bitch! L get Rekt, L L L Common W for me!
Maguire: Shut up.
Maguire Respawns.
Messi: You want some more fist to your Face? I'll give you a complete makeover!
Maguire: This isn't gonna get us anywhere, let's start playing already.
Messi: Fine then. I'll get the Tree, you make the cobblestone generator.
Messi was able to get the Tree just fine. Maguire on the other hand...
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Messi: I Can't Believe my Fuckin Eyes!! I'm Fucking done with you!
He punches Maguire off the island.
Maguire: I Fuckin' made the gobblefuck generator you told me to make you bitch!
Messi: Fuck you! I gotta restart the server now!
One Reset...
Messi: Alright, this time You get the fuckin' Tree.
Maguire walks over to the tree as Messi starts doing the cobblestone generator instead.
Messi: Okay I finished the generator I hope you Replanted- JESUS CHRIST you are slow!
Maguire: Shut up this is hard work.
Messi: What? Punching the damn Tree?
Maguire: Well unlike you I have a job to cater to.
Messi: Remind me what it is you have to do again? Cast spells you don't even know? Give me some wood.
Maguire tosses some wood on the floor, Extremely slow.
Messi: Wow, Very funny you couldn't possibly drop them any Fuckin' slower, Jesus Christ. How many logs did you get?
Maguire: Uhh 8.
Messi: okay can you place Down the sapling? We gotta grow more trees if we want more wood.
Maguire okay I'm just gonna get rid of these tree branches we don't need them.
Maguire throws the branches down.
Messi: NO What the fuck are you doing!!
He punches Maguire off the edge again.
Messi: Those were the saplings you stupid Fucking Own-Goal-Scoring bitch.
Maguire: How the fuck would I know, it looked like a god damn tree branch.
Messi: I gotta restart the world for the second time because you are a smart as a fucking garden snail.
1 Hour later...
Maguire: yo, messi, I'm going to bridge over to the Sand Island thing.
Messi: Christ this can't end well.
Maguire: hold your f****** horses I'm doing fine, see?
Messi was rushing to Maguire.
Messi: Maguire, did you Fuckin' fall, I don't see you over there!
He eventually caught up.
Maguire: Hey can you hand me some slabs? I'm running low.
Messi: Sure.
He digs into his inventory and gets some slabs.
Maguire: Hurry the fuck up.
Messi: you're the one the fucking talk! you were handing me one block per second earlier and then proceeded to throw the only saplings we had into the goddamn void!!
He hands Maguire the slabs.
Maguire: You're still mad about that? That was like an hour ago man.
Messi: We would've already beaten this game if you hadn't done that of course I'm mad!
Maguire broke the cactus in the sand Island.
Messi: Maguire! I swear if that island has just collapsed because you broke the cactus I would have personally dug your f****** grave.
Maguire breaks a sand, and the island does in fact collapse this time.
Maguire: Whoops.
Messi: You Fucking Did that on purpose!! I'll delete your Fucking Fortnite account you bitch! You'll Fuckin' regret this!!
Meanwhile.....
Ronaldo lands in the "Road" and looks around.
He then sees a Big Building.
He begins to walk towards it until he trips.
He looks to see what tripped him.
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Ronaldo: ...... Uh oh.
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