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The house....
Trump: Hey N.
N: Oh! Hey Donald, Want some Grain😊?
Trump: No you Oversized Gummy bear! I'm not interested in Any stupid Grain! The Big D Trump is way too awesome for that type of shit!
This would usually be the Part where V Comes along and threatens to Slit his Throat, but She's at Arby's for her shift.
J (Through the walls): ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?
They see J storming out of her room.
J: Fired?!? I don't understand! I'm your Most loyal employee! NOOOOO!!!
Boss: Sorry Miku, but I'M the new boss, And you have refused to work for the past 6 months.
J: That's complete Bullshit! I've always Worked! Day in and Day Out! And you're just gonna throw me out!?
Boss: ...... Yeah. What part of that wasn't clear to you?
J: Fuck you!
She hangs up and fires a rocket at the oven.
Trump: Oh come on! That was my oven you stupid Fucking Hentai looking Slutbot.
J: I Just got fired by the Greatest Company of all Time!
Trump: J, that company's About as Great as you are Relevant.
J: Fuck you Too asshole! Now where am I gonna work?!?
Trump: I dunno a Fuckin' Walmart?
J: Walmart? You're a Fuckin' idiot! Why would Walmart Hire A Drone who kills others?
Trump: Why would a Fast food restaurant hire V? Some questions just don't have good answers J.
............
N: Want some Grain? 😊
J: Okay I'll work at Walmart!
Walmart....
Boss: Okay so you know your job Right?
J: Order These Scrubs Around and steal their Money? 😎
Boss: ...... That wasn't At ALL what we discussed! Your Job is to Scan the Items of the customers.
J: And Steal their money? 😎
Boss: ..... Just get to work.
J: You got it Boss man 😎
Boss: And Change your Visor to your normal eyes. You ain't no Pimp.
J: Nah 😎
She heads over to her station.
Boss: ..... I immediately regret hiring this Bitch.
J Stands over at her station when a customer shows up.
Customer: Hello Ma'am. Here's everything.
J: Yeah yeah yeah, Whatever Bitch.
(A/N: INSTANT fired if you say that 😂)
J scans the customer's items.
J: That'll be... 375 dollars.
She smirks like a Bitch.
Customer: What?! I could've it was only 24.
J: Inflation Bitch. Pay up.
The customer forks over the 375 dollars in CASH!!! Imagine if this bitch was getting Robbed. At that point it's the Robber's money, I don't know what to tell you.
J: This is Genius! I can overcharge customers and get away with it! I'm The Cash Queen!!
Customer: I heard All of that.
J: Fuck.
20 Minutes L-ater....
J: Hmmm.... The latest Miku Hentai should be coming out pretty soo- WAIT, WE'RE ON THE AIR!! ahem. I mean! Hello you stupid Bitch how can I help you?
Nicole: Hello. I am here to Buy this Tracker.
J: Alrighty.
She Scans the Item and hands it to her.
J: By the way, Mind Powers don't work On Robots you Living Worn-out Fuckdoll.
Nicole: Fuck.
J: Get Your Ass Back to Your Canon.
Break...
Boss: And I told you, You need To Kiss as much ass as you can!
J walks into the Break Room.
Boss: Hey! I just Heard You just over charged some customers!
J: I know, We're gonna be Rich 🤑😎
Boss: No, No No No! J! You can't just do That!
J: Why not?
Boss: 2 words, THE LAW!!
J: To be fair, you hired a Drone that kills Others.
MA1: Funny, because I see V killing a fuck ton of people, N Kills a few, and so far you've had ZERO on-screen Kills.
J: Fuck you MA1.
Boss: Who?
Later...
J: After a long lecture, it's time to get back to work.
???: Heeeeyyy J!
J: Oh for fuck sakes.
It was Mbappe.
Mbappe: I didn't know you were working here!
J: Yeah you did. I told you I was working here.
Mbappe: nah I don't think you did.
J: Ugh! What do you Want?
Mbappe: I'm noticing your lack of Oranges so I can Take down the clowns.
J: Yeah, Because Our Entire Stock is in your Cart!!
Mbappe: Oh not just this Cart. I have 7.
J: SEVEN CARTS!??!??!
Mbappe: Yep.
J: .......... WH-
House....
J: And that's how I got fired.
Trump: Wow bitch. That was the shortest job ever. That Shift only lasted like, 3 hours.
J: Yeah but it's better than anything your Fatass has done.
...........
N: Want some Grain?
J: I WILL FUCKING-
Trump: Make sure to follow Visionaryzxxx or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well. Thanks.
