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It was a pretty standard day at The House. Bush was Doing his Giga-Chad Training, V was At Work at Arby's, And N was Believing every lie Trump was saying.
Trump: And So That's Why you always wanna listen to the Top G. He's gonna help you Escape the Matrix.
N: I dunno... This sounds too good to be true.
Obama: That's because it's not N. Donald what the hell are you doing Teaching N about Andrew Tate?
Trump: He is gonna help me escape the matrix.
Obama: Donald, He is a total piece of shit. You are the richest out of all of us and you are worth Infinitely more than him, what exactly Are you "Escaping"?
Trump: See you don't know because you are a Beta male Obamna. meanwhile I'm working on my grind set.
N: I don't understand this one bit.
???: Where is it?! Where is it?!?
Obama: Great, looks like Haaland's looking for something.
N: Hey, maybe I can help 😊
He walks into the room where Haaland was.
N: Hey Haaland. Mind if I help?
Haaland: Oh, Hey N. Sure you can help since SOMEONE doesn't want to.
Mbappe: Look, all I'm saying is maybe someone needs to stick it up their ass every so often.
Haaland: of course YOU would.
N started digging in the closet.
N: So, What exactly are we looking for?
Haaland: My Treble.
N: You got a Treble?
Haaland: of course I do.
N: Interesting. Hey, Where's Davies?
Davies was in the living room playing Some Game with Maguire.
Davies: Ha! I won bitch!
Maguire: Rigged!
Davies: or ya know, maybe the fact that you shot into your OWN goal like you always do.
Maguire: Oh come here you little bit-
Davies: Wait! .... Did you hear that?
Maguire: What?
Davies: I heard someone running in here.
Meanwhile, Haaland looked around and there's still no sign of the treble.
Haaland: Where in the Fuck did it go?
J: Have you tried NOT bitching for 20 seconds?
???: or you can look Behind You?
Haaland was startled by the surprise of the voice, but he looks behind him and sees...
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Eduardo Camavinga. He was Holding the Treble that Haaland was looking around for.
Haaland: Camavinga?! You Stole it?!
Camavinga: Um... Yeah. You didn't see it in my right hand?
Haaland: Give it back!!
Camavinga: You see, I thought about that..... No.
He smacks Haaland with it and jumps out the Window, where he lands into a Pick-up truck.
Camavinga: I Got it! Move!!
The truck gets away.
Haaland: Dammit!!!
Mbappe: Haa! Get Fucked!!
Haaland: Seriously?
Davies runs into the room.
Davies: What happened?
Haaland: Camavinga stole my Treble.
J: We gotta get it Back!
Haaland: No, WE (Davies and Mbappe) gotta get it back.
J: Why just you three?
Davies: Because this is OUR Arc, Miku.
J: Fuck you man!
Mbappe: You can Fu-
Haaland: Okay let's go!!!
To be Continued....
Trump: Make sure to Follow wwe-books or I will build a Fucking wall around your house as well, Thanks.
