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At a Random Field, Haaland And his friends were discussing their strategy.
Haaland: Okay, Since there are only 4 of us, This is gonna be a pretty tough game but all the Rules are the same as a normal game.
Mbappe: But MA1 hasn't played a game in Years.
(Yes I used to play Soccer. But like Mbappe said It's been a while)
Davies: Relax, he's researching over at DKV 2 for the Rules. Besides, If that doesn't work out, he'll just do what he does best.
Haaland: Have a bunch of nonsense that'll have people asking themselves what the hell just happened?
Davies: Bingo.
Hakimi: That doesn't even make any sense.
Haaland: Welcome to The MA1-Verse.
Meanwhile, Let's give a quick update on how The Rest of the Crew is doing....
J: So Handsome, You wanna get out of here and have our own party~?
Trump: Dude, Are you Hitting on The Fucking SECURITY CAMERAS?!?
Now back to The Episode...
The Two Groups of Four are in the center of the Field.
Haaland: Who's gonna be refereeing?
???: That would be ME!
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All: CHEF BOYARDEE?!?!?!?!
Boyardee: Current Chef, Former Vietnam Veteran, Former Rapper and Former Soccer player, I have been retired for a total of 3 Days. I will be the referee.
Camavinga: Why should we trust you?
Boyardee: because if you don't I will Fart on your balls and kill you.
Mbappe: ME FIRST!!!
Valverde: What is wrong with you?
Haaland: Let's do it.
Boyardee: okay rules are simple. Since this isn't a real field, you can only Score. Each goal is 1 point. First team to score 10 Points Wins. Any Intentional Physical contact against other teammates Will result in a Red Card.
Tchouameni: Are you just making this up as you go?
Boyardee: Yes I am.
Mbappe: Let's just begin this already.
Boyardee places the ball down and Camavinga immediately kicks it into Hakimi's goal.
Camavinga: WOOOOHOOOO!!!
Boyardee: .... What are you celebrating? I don't remember Telling you to start yet. No one gets a point.
He fetched the ball and brought it back to the "Center" of the field.
Boyardee: Okay, When I blow this whistle, then you can start.
Mbappe: can you blow me too?
Boyardee: ...............
He blows the whistle and Camavinga immediately kicks the ball again into the goal. This time he Did score a point since the game started.
Camavinga - 1 Haaland - 0
Haaland: Okay guys we need to step up our game.
Mbappe started guiding the ball to the other end, But is surrounded by the opposers with the sole exception of Bellingham.
Mbappe: Welp, Guess I'm gonna get Gang banged.
Camavinga: What the fuck?!?
Mbappe: SIKE!!
He kicks and scores.
Camavinga - 1 Haaland - 1
For the next Hour or 2, The two teams Weren't going easy on each other.
Camavinga - 8 Haaland - 7
Haaland: We're almost there. Just 3 more.
Camavinga: Oh no you don't.
He kicks the ball insanely hard and it smacks Hakimi.
Haaland: Hakimi, are you alright?
Hakimi: Yeah, I'm alright.
He gets up.
Mbappe Takes the ball and takes it to the others, Davies takes the ball from Mbappe, Guiding it and scoring.
Boyardee: Zzzzzzz Oh where am I? Oh Uhhh tied at 8.
Davies: We're close boys.
BAM!!! Kick to the face.
Boyardee: RED card Bellingham!
Valverde: What the hell dude?
Bellingham: Worth it.
Camavinga: No! Not worth it!
He kicks the ball to Haaland's Goal.
Camavinga - 9 Haaland - 8
Haaland now was pretty desperate.
Haaland: BOYS! FINAL FORM!!
Camavinga: What?
The Trio Gathered together and all kicked The ball super hard And scored.
Both Teams - 9
The Three then ran all around Camavinga's group to confuse them. They kept running faster and faster all around them until Haaland Scored the Final point.
Boyardee: WINNER!!!
Camavinga: What in the!!
Boyardee: Haaland, You win your treble back!
He hands it to Haaland. Meanwhile, a Dark Red vortex appears Below Camavinga's group, Sending them to Football hell.
Davies: That was awesome!
Hakimi: Woah woah woah! Final Form?
Mbappe: Yeah I didn't get that either.
Haaland: It just sounded Cool in the moment.
Davies: makes sense to me.
Boyardee: Here are tickets back home.
He gives 3 tickets to the trio.
Hakimi: Maybe in some future adventure, our paths will cross again.
Haaland: See you then Hakimi.
Davies: Later bro.
End of Arc!
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