V Sits next To N and gently combs his Fluffy hair with her hands.
Haaland: So what's this Petition actually About?
Postal Dude: Okay well this petition is Actually to Raise Awareness of Any Mysterious Giga-Chad Activity lately that's Resulted in The death of millions.
J: Well we happen to Live With Tw-
Haaland covers her mouth and shoves her into the house.
Haaland: What the fuck are you doing?
J: Um being honest?
Haaland: By Telling him We Live With Two Giga-Chads? Neither of Which have caused Any harm to Anyone.
J: Prove it.
Haaland: One is Dreaming about Flowers and butterflies right now and the other's been Staring at a Marker for the past month.
J: Fair point. What are we supposed to tell him?
Haaland: Fuck off?
J opens the door.
Postal Dude: I heard All of that. You suck at whispering.
Haaland: Okay fine we live with Two. Which one are you looking for?
Postal Dude: Neither.... We're looking for someone different.
J: What other Giga-Chads are there?
Postal Dude: You Are friends with God Z, The Being who knows Everything about Giga-Chads and you Don't know?
The Trio start walking off the property.
Postal Dude: There Are Giga-Chads that Defend the planet like your friend, Bush. And there are Also Giga-Chads that use their powers for Evil.
J: Interesting.
Postal Dude: But.... There is Only ONE Giga-Chad who can use Multiple Abilities.
Haaland: Hold on... Multiple Abilities? I thought every Giga-Chad can only use one ability only.
Postal Dude: The Giga-Chad I'm referring to is the reason your friend has been staring at a Marker for the past month.
J: Okay what is So Special about this Marker Anyway?! He hasn't been telling us anything and Rarely Ever comes out of his room!
Postal Dude: Ask God Z. He'll answer. Now where is-
BAM!!
Postal Dude gets himself knocked down by A Familiar Foe of Bush's, Ramesh.
Ramesh: Hello there.
Haaland: Who the hell are you?
Ramesh: Has George not told about me? I am deeply offended. I am-
J: Yeah Yeah Yeah, Let's just get to the part where we kill you.
Ramesh: If That's the way you want it, RAMESH RIPPLE!!!
The Ramesh Ripple sends J flying To the Sky where Haaland Catches her.
J: *Blushing* Get off me!!
Haaland lets J go and Jumps over Ramesh and Kicks him in the back of my head.
Ramesh: Oooooh!!! My Ass!
Haaland: I kicked you in the head Dumbass. Haaland Height!
He jumps and falls because What the fuck was that supposed to do.
Haaland: I just remembered that I am NOT a Giga-Chad.
J shoots Ramesh with her Arm guns, Making this her First On-screen Kill.
Except.... Not really.
Ramesh Gets up because of course he does.
Ramesh: This isn't over!
He Runs off like a little bitch.
Postal Dude: Well that Happened. So what about the-
J swipes the Clipboard and Signs Both their names on there.
Signings: -Serial Designation J -Erling Haaland
Postal Dude: Thank you Very much. Peace.
He Fades away to find new clients.
Haaland and J walk back to the House.
J: Okay... Now that that's out of the way, What was the deal with catching me?
Haaland: As opposed to what? Letting you Split into pieces?
J: I can Regenerate you dork *laughs*
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