Episode 39: Heeeeere's Tristan

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(Typo on the thumbnail is Win XD)

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(Typo on the thumbnail is Win XD)

The house....

Trump: I fail to see how it's my fault that they let me enter the bank with a gun. Just terrible security, no concern for safety.

V: You had a Gun at the bank?!? Why didn't you invite me?!

Messi: Neither of You Should be doing that you Fucking morons.

Trump: Messi, You are clearly a doubter of the greatness of the Big D Trump.

V: Trump, You're big indeed, but I can't say the same about your D.

Obama: Oh Snap!!

Trump: Screw you V. Actually I'm pretty sure enough Guys do that already you Whore.

V grabs Trump and smashes him through the window, Then launches 86 Nuclear Rockets at him.

Ronaldo: Ha! Get fuck-

V shoots him in the center of his throat.

$50,000 later...

Trump: Fuck you V. That was completely uncalled for.

Obama: To be fair Donald you are the one that called her a Whore.

BAM!

Tristan Walks into the house.

Tristan: Heeee-

Ronaldo: Don't care!

Tristan: I am here to challenge one of you to a Yu-Gi-Oh battle!!

Obama: you just walked in here And Assumed that any of us know what Yu-Gi-Oh is?

Tristan: I know very well that Trump has been practicing for the past month.

Obama: Donald is that True?!

Trump: I'm very disappointed in you Obamna. I can't believe how Predictably slow you are to not assume that I am training to prove that I am the Greatest.

V: Do you even know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh?

Trump: nope but let's be honest, MA1 Is gonna Improv it.

Battle....

Well since I don't know too much about Yu-Gi-Oh, I'm gonna do what I always do, a bunch of unnecessary bullshit.

Actually I'd do that even if I DID know much, so that's not saying much.

Tristan: I summon my Monster, the most Dangerous beast in all of space and time....

Tristan: I summon my Monster, the most Dangerous beast in all of space and time

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