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EPISODE 50 BABYYYYYYY!!!
Ronaldo: So how do you know that's gonna lead to a Stronghold?
Messi: Have you never accessed the- Wait.... Have you been playing in creative the entire Time we played together?!?!
Ronaldo: of course not......... X-raying.
Messi: I can't believe you!!
Steve tosses an Eye of ender and they follow it.
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Maguire: I'm Telling you, I saw a burger king Down there by the village.
Messi: Maguire who the hell eats burger king anymore?
Maguire: That villager by the Desert temple.
Ronaldo: That's Fuckin' stupid. And w-
Ronaldo Bashes Face First into Steve's Back.
Ronaldo: What the hell man?
Steve: Watch where you're going, and you would've stopped like your friends did. Anyway, we found the stronghold.
Maguire: Oh I love Jack's Stuff.
Messi: No, Not that. The End portal stronghold.
The Group Go into the Stronghold and they were Immediately Get jumped by Silverfish.
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They respawn at the stronghold because I set the spawn point to this area because fuck doing all that again right?
Meanwhile....
Trump: Okay Obamna, Time to Beat your Record in Mario kart.
Obama: Donald you're not gonna do that.
Trump: Oh yes I am! The Big D Trump always wins.
Obama: Sure, like you Totally won the election *Sarcasm*
Trump: And I'm gonna win This year's. No chance I can lose. Unless that Fossil rigs it again.
Obama: Donald, Fossil Barely has enough braincells To walk Forward, the hell makes you think he Rigged anything?
Trump: Because he "Beat" me.
???: looking for one more Racer for this game?
They look at the door and they see-
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Trump/Obama: BOB ROSS?!?
Bob: Yes, it is I, Bob Ross.
Trump: I get a chance to compete against the Greatest Racer in the history of Mario Kart, and beat him.
Bob: Yes. Should you beat me, I will bestow my title as "The Greatest Racer" upon you. But should you lose, you must admit the election was not rigged.
Trump: Fuck you Bob. The Big D Trump was cheated.
One Race Later.....
Bob: Time to admit it.
Trump: Fuck!
Back in Minecraft...
Ronaldo and the others were at Floor number 7..... There are THIRTY FLOORS in this stronghold alone.
Ronaldo: Can't we just go to creative and reach it?
Ask me that again, and you're on Adventure Mode.
Ronaldo: .... Fuck.
Reader: What's so bad about adventure mode?
MA1: Unless you chose to spawn a Bonus Chest, or you're perfectly fine with Living in a dirt house the whole time, Guess what? You're Fucked!
The Group make it to the Top floor where the end portal is, but it's guarded.
Guard Zombie: You can't go through unless you guess who the captain is.
Messi: Oh God, I've played sonic 06, it's you.
Guard Zombie: Correct.
(A/N: That is a Required Side Mission and it can BLOW Me!)
They Enter the room and place all the Ender Eyes in the Frame, which causes the end portal to light.
Steve: You guys ready, cause there's no going back.
Maguire: I'm in!
They all jump into the end portal and land at.... The end.
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Ronaldo: ......... Woah....
Messi: Everyone, Don't look an Enderman in the Eyes
Maguire Was Wearing a pumpkin on his head.
To anyone who's never played Minecraft You'd definitely be calling Maguire a Fuckin' idiot, and well you would be right, but The Pumpkin thing is actually a really smart tactic when dealing with Endermen.
Unfortunately, That can't be said for-
ROOAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!
The Ender Dragon
Trump: Make sure to follow superqche or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well, Thanks.
