Multiversal Adventures

Episode 40: Ronaldo's Herpes

One Morning....

Ronaldo wakes up in his room and gets dressed for the day.

He goes downstairs and gets ready for breakfast.

Ronaldo: Hey Messi.

Messi: Oh he- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Ronaldo: What?

Messi: You need to Avoid the clubs.

Messi leaves.

Ronaldo: Hey Donald.

Trump: What do y- ..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *Laughs his ass off*

Ronaldo: What is it Donald?

Trump: Oh my God you look Fuckin' horrible today!!

Ronaldo: Okay since everyone wants to be assholes I guess I'll hang out with N.

He walks over to N and V's Shed and knocks on the door.

V opens the Door, Clearly upset that she was woken up by the knocking.

V: What the hell do you-

She stops talking upon looking at Ronaldo.

Ronaldo: Hey, Is N available?

V grabs Ronaldo and Yanks him into the shed.

V: What the Hell did you do?

Ronaldo: What?!

V turns her hand into a mirror and shows that Ronaldo's face and neck and possibly something else I'm sure is covered in herpes.

Ronaldo: What the hell?!? No!! My perfection!!

V: You never were perfect to begin with. Where the hell were you yesterday?

Ronaldo: Definitely not in You.

V: of course you wouldn't be in me, I ain't Got a Pussy, and I haven't eaten you yet. Seriously, where were you?

Ronaldo: I was at this Club and- wait, you don't?

V: I'm not having this discussion with you guys a third time. Anyway, There's no way you got this much herpes from the bar.

Trump: But it is Fuckin' hilarious!

Ronaldo: no it's not. You guys gotta help me!

V: What makes you think I know anything about helping out with herpes? I'm a fucking Robot!

Trump: And who'd wanna help your Stupid ass?

N slowly wakes up and Gets down to the ground.

V: Fall and shine. I'm just talking to these two idiots about Ronaldo's STDs.

N: ....... His what?

V: You'll understand when you're older.

N: ...We're the same Age.

(A/N: I'm guessing. It's not exactly clear.)

Trump: Whatever. Point is Ronaldo, there's nothing that'll help you, you're stuck like this forever! And it's Fucking hilarious!!

Ronaldo: V that's not true Right?

V: Oh it's absolutely True.

Maguire just walks THROUGH the Fucking Wall.

V: How?!?!?

Maguire: "You're a wizard Harry!" Anyway, I've seen this happen before.

Trump: Yeah, so has anyone else you Fucking idiot. What could you possibly have to say about it?

Maguire: It was... The herpes Fairy.

Trump: Ugh..... What in the fuck is a Herpes Fairy?

Maguire: It is said that the Herpes Fairy is a great and powerful being that Give herpes to Random people as he pleases.... Including Giga-Chads.

V grabs N and places him in the invisible Barrier.

V: Nobody is Touching my Precious!!

Suddenly the Herpes Fairy Appears.

Fairy: Hello Hello Hello! I see you've discovered my little secret!

V: Fix him now before I shoot your brains out.

Fairy: I shall never fix him. He has committed way too many si-

2 seconds later...

Fairy: AHHHHHHHH OKAY OKAY I'LL FIX HIM!!!!

The Herpes Fairy changed Ronaldo back to normal.

V: .......I- ...... I didn't even do anything.

The Fairy leaves.

Trump: I'm still gonna make you a total loser!

Ronaldo: Bring it on Fatass!

Trump: Make sure to follow kanata10 or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well. Thanks.

Obama: Donald are you threatening people again?

Trump: Shut up or I will nuke you as well.