Multiversal Adventures

Episode 36: Ronaldo's Simp

In the house....

Ronaldo was finished getting ready for the day.

He walks over to the kitchen to get some breakfast and sees-

J: look... I know it's been so long... But we can figure things out toge-

Ronaldo: You're seriously hitting on the Security Cameras again?

J: U-Ummm no... We're in love.

Ronaldo: That's Just Sad.

Davies: Morning Guys. What are we doing today?

Ronaldo: Making Fun of J for making out with the cameras.

V was Sleeping in The Shed She and N Built. They've established Being Friends With J again, but decided not to take it down, it was Just built the other day after all, plus it made a good hang out area.

V walks into the House and sees everyone laughing at J.

J: It's not funny! V Tell them it's not funny!

V: It IS kinda funny.

Obama walks downstairs, being the only one who's not even bothering to make fun of J.

Obama sees mail drop in the door and he picks it up.

Obama: Uhhh.... Ronaldo, You may want to see this.

Ronaldo: What is it Obama?

He walks over to Obama and reads the letter.

Ronaldo: Fuck.

He walks into the kitchen again.

V: Look, I'm just saying-

J: No.

V: I'm just SAYING, how exactly are you supposed to Marry a security camera? Also... How can anyone fuck it?

J: V neither of us have Pussies.

Davies: ......Why is that for whatever reason, Not the weirdest thing I've heard.

Ronaldo Suddenly hides behind the couch.

V: Ronaldo what the fuck is wrong with You?

Doorbell: (MA1 yelling) BING BONG BING BONG!! BONG BING BING BONG!!!

Obama: We really have to change that doorbell.

He goes to answer it but it blasts open and a Man storms into the house.

It was None other than Ishowspeed.

Ishowspeed: Where's Ronaldo??

V: Behind the couch.

She looks at the camera and shrugs.

V: I couldn't resist.

Ishowspeed goes behind the couch and Grabs Ronaldo.

Ishowspeed: I missed you Naldy.

Obama: Naldy?

Ronaldo: Shut up Obama!

He pushes Ishowspeed out of the way.

Ronaldo: What are you doing here?

Ishowspeed: Seeing you of course.

J shoots speed, knocking him to the ground.

Obama: What the hell J?

J: What? I just saved us from making a cringey plot.

Take 2.... Did you really think I was just gonna ignore any type of plot we could have?

Speed: So.... Naldy, what are we doing today?

Ronaldo: Well I'M gonna go check on N.

Speed: Who the Fuck is N?

V: *mumbles* if he corrupts His sweet innocent mind I will personally rip his heart and intestines out and eat them like spaghetti and meatballs.

Davies: Wouldn't you Do that Anyway?

V: Fair point.

N was at the shed Doing some extra decorating.

Ronaldo: Hey N.

N: Hi Ronaldo 😊 who's your friend?

Speed: *Gasp* We're friends?

Ronaldo: No! Can we get rid of him already?!

N: I have an idea 💡.

Speed: I can hear you dumbass.

MA1: Oh Shut Up!

Speed: *Gasp* We're friends?

Ronaldo: N..... I need some help with him.

N: Sure! I love doing anything!

V: Anything?

N walks to Speed.

N: Hey! Wanna go on a super crazy adventure?

Speed: Fine bitch. Where are we going?

In the Room Under The pool....

Speed: I thought you said super cra-

N is now gone.

Speed: ....... N?

Suddenly, A certain Piano/Xylophone noise from a certain horror game plays

Speed: NO! NO! I'M FUCKIN' GONE!!

V suddenly Jumpscares speed and he leaves.

V: 😂😂😂😂 oh my God that was hilarious..... Kinda Wish I could've Killed him though.

Obama: So what exactly was the point of this episode?

Ronaldo: That Goats like us always get chased by Crazy Bitches?

Davies: To Lick the Spoon before you put the cake in?

N: Oooooh Cake? 😊

Maguire: No it's probably that Minecraft is Gonna be da bess gamb uv ol Tim!

Obama: ...... I give up.

Trump: Make sure to Follow KaraFletcher222 or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well, thanks.