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Salon....
Haaland walks into his Salon because of course he goes to one.... Right? RIGHT!!!????!!!!!
Pianta: Welcome to the Salon. How may help you?
Haaland: just do something that makes me look way more handsome than I should be.
Pianta: Uhh okay.
3 minutes later...
Haaland's Hair is now Super sized throughout the building, because that Dumbass used Growing Fluid instead of Gel.
Haaland: What the fuck did you do?!?
Pianta: I Fuckin' Need to find my Crank.
Haaland: Good luck with that Fatass!! Cut this Now!!
Pianta: Okay fine.
He takes scissors and attempts to get cutting.
The SCISSORS THEMSELVES break because I totally didn't steal this from Disney at all.
The house...
Trump was watching the news.
News: Breaking News! The Self proclaimed "Greatest and most humble man alive" is Still insanely ahead in the polls.
Trump: Yeah take that you Stupid Fossil!! You're about to get your Prehistoric ass beat by The Big D Trump!!
Haaland walks into the house and his hair immediately Drags all over the place.
Trump: God dammit Haaland What the hell is this?
Haaland: U Can't Touch This 😎
Trump: I CAN, And I did because it's all over the Fucking place. What the hell actually Happened to you?
Haaland: Let me break it down for you Trump....
He starts doing epik dances. And yes I spelled Epik with a K on purpose.
V suddenly walks into the room.
V: Hey Donald, Have you seen N, he and I were supposed to...
She sees the massive amount of hair all over the room.
V: ...... Fuck.
Trump: Wait, you were gonna What?!
V: Not that you Fat Fuck! We were supposed to meet up with G and J at the Go-kart Track.
(if you guys have a chance to do Go-kart racing, Please Do it. I've done it a few times, it's awesome 😎)
V: bottom line is I'm not sticking around. This is someone else's problem.
She leaves and Trump rolls his eyes.
Trump: Okay Haaland, it's time to fix this!
He takes A lighter and Tries to Burn most of it off, but the Flames immediately die out.
Is his hair made out of fucking Water?
I mean that wouldn't explain the scissors but it might explain why half of these characters can't die while others have a pretty good chance.
Haaland: Oh it's Hopeless.
Trump: I'll say, You're starting to grow a Fuckin Beard.
Haaland: We need to get some help.... Oooh! N- wait no, he and V are off to the Go-Karts. Hmm... Obama!
Trump: Obamna?! Hahaha no Fuckin' chance.
Obama: Hey guys Have you seen- ..... What the fuck?
Trump: Obamna You are no help whatsoever, so get out of here.
Obama: oh no, I'm helping you guys out. What happened?
Haaland: Some jackass poured Growing Fluid instead of Gel.
Obama: I see. I have just the solution.
1 Day of not knowing what the fuck to write Later...
Obama: Okay Donald. When I say go, aim the wands at haaland.
Trump: Gotcha.
Obama: okay..... Go!
They both aimed wands at Haaland and his hair went back to normal.
Haaland: Yes!!
Trump: Great! Now we can Get to The Mini Arc!
Obama: ..... Mini Arc?
Trump: Make sure to Follow ARRON_YEAGER or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well, Thanks.
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