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At the house....
Trump: I was thinking we switch things up a bit and have McDonald's.
Obama: Donald you eat McDonald's everyday.
Bush: Yeah, Last week he spent $3000 on ONE order.
Obama: Donald What the fuck did you order?!?!?
Trump: okay let me tell you what I ordered.
Bush: Please no.
Trump: let's see, about 20 McFlurrys, 10 Diet Cokes, 200 cheeseburger meals, 200 Big Mac meals, 100 filet of fish sandwiches. When you order for the family, you gotta order big, ya know, otherwise you'll look like a pussy.
Obama: Donald.... I'm genuinely concerned about you.
Trump: Don't be Obamna! I am immortal! I am the Most valuable man to ever exist.
V and J entered the room, Giving the Former Presidents disgusted looks.
V: You Three are Fucking idiots.
Trump: Actually according to The IQ test, I'm the smartest out of all of us.
J: Uh huh keep telling yourself that. V and I are heading out.
Bush: Where are you two going?
V: We're just heading to the bar.
Her LED Visor makes a quick note "Get a Cupcake For N"
Obama: Have fun, and be careful-
V pins Obama to the wall and laughs maniacally.
V: CAREFUL?!? I WILL RIP THE INTESTINES OF ANY ATTACKERS AND EAT THEM LIKE SPAGHETTI!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
J: let's go V, our Reservation is gonna run out.
V: Fine. See you guys later.
N (upstairs): BYE 😊
J: Shut the fuck up you worthless pile of shit.
N: Aww you're so sweet J. 😊
V: Later N.
The girls leave.
Obama: ....... She's Scary.
Bush: You JUST figured that out? That's like Her Whole Thing.
Trump: She's not THAT Scary.
Obama: is that why you almost pissed yourself when we all met?
Trump: Shut the Fuck up Obamna! Stop Spreading Fake News!
The Bar....
V: I'll take a Everything.
J: V I seriously hope you remember that You're still Flying Home.
V: of course I Remember J. We're at a Bar, did you honestly think I wasn't gonna drink?
J: okay, fine.
Bartender: Here's your Drinks.
V: Yeah! Let's Fuckin Party!!!
She gulps down the first bottle like nothing else.
J: Man, You act like the other Squad leaders back when we worked with JcJenson.
V: Those Guys were amateurs.
J: Says the number 2 Drone in the Whole Roster.
V freezes, dropping the bottle to the ground, Staring into absolute nothing... She Knew she was in fact The number 2 Drone.... The number 1 drone was someone she never wants to talk about, If you think V's heartless, you haven't met-
J: V!!
V: Huh?
J: Are you okay Pal?
V: Um... Yeah.... I'm fine......
She looks to the TV across the bar.
She then sees a hand give her the bottle she dropped.
V: Huh?
Random guy: Sup Babe, Wanna get outta here and Go on a ride?
V smacks the guy with the bottle and Slices him open.
J: What was that guy thinking?
V: Every guy Thinks they can be Anything like Thad or N.
J: N?
V: Back when I Was hanging out with that BITCH Uzi, N was getting All the bitches by Simply Existing. Hahaha.
Flashback...
N: *Just showed up in the Colony*
Every Girl (Except Uzi cause she can actually control herself): Please Be Mine!!
Lizzy: Fuck me!
N: Ummm.... Hehe ummm.
Uzi: BITE ME!!
Unflashback....
J: Those girls are desperate.
V: I don't think so.
Meanwhile...
Trump: Who wants to talk about the bitches We get?
Obama: Donald you get none.
N: How about we talk about Our friendships 😊
Trump: That sounds like a good idea.
Obama: Yeah, I've actually been pretty curious about You 3.
N: Well... For about 5-6 years, J, V and I used to live in this mansion Along with Tessa and Cyn. I also had another friend too. I'd say his name, But V won't tell me his name "To protect me".
Obama: Sounds like V is hiding something from you.
N: Yeah, but she Does that all the time. It took me over a month to find out that She's the one who killed me 😂
All: WHAT?!?
N: Oh yeah some absolute solver stuff That Uzi's always saying, no biggie. 😊
Bush: And what of J?
N: What do you mean?
Bush: I mean, she constantly treats you like Total Shit.
N: oh that, That's just her Being Awesome 😊. So how'd you guys become friends?
Meanwhile....
V: *Drunk as Fuck* .... I killed him....
J: What?
V: I Said, I Fucking KILLED the most precious thing on planet Fucking earth!
J: Woah okay... How about we go home now.
V: Okay FINE mom!!!
They Fly off and head back home.
V: is it weird that I like to eat butterflies?
Trump: Make sure to Follow UCS754 or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well. Thanks.
