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Messi: Okay, Does Anyone have any idea on how to get my money back?
Trump: Just Fuckin ask me.
Messi: Can I have some money?
Trump: Hell no! Ain't no fuckin way I'm giving you shit!
Messi: That's why. Anyone else?
V: How About We Find The Guy, TEAR HIS LIMBS OFF, SKIN HIM ALIVE, CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF AND EAT HIS HEART!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Messi: ........ Why do I live with you?
Mbappe: Suck his dick.
Messi: Okay fuck this no more ideas.
He pulls out his phone and calls someone. Pretty sure you know who it is because my Dumbass put him in the Fucking Thumbnail.
He then Grabs Maguire and heads off.
Meanwhile....
Optimus: So let me get this Straight, You came from a World where you live with Former presidents and 3 Blood Thirsty Robots.
Ronaldo: Technically only 2 Blood Thirsty. N only does it because it's required for him to live.
Optimus: You Are a Weirdo.
Ronaldo: Me? We're literally a Stop-Motion animation on a dining room Table!
Optimus: Well here's how we can get you back home.... Have you ever seen back to the future?
Ronaldo: Twice this morning.
Meanwhile...
Messi: Okay Maguire, You know how to Get my money back?
Maguire quickly looks upwards.
Maguire: Pinball Physics.
Messi: Wut?
Maguire was bounced up by random Pinball Flippers and goes into the window.
Messi: .... Why do I even try to Make any sense anymore?
And Spoiler Warning, MMEEESSSIIIIII DDDIIIIEEEESSS!!!
Nah I'm kidding he just walks in the door like It's nothing.
Messi: Okay, are you positioned.
His Friend, Neymar is in the car keeping lookout.
Neymar: I'm in position. If that guy comes around I'll signal you.
Messi: Good, Wait, you're not smoking in MY car are you?
Neymar: ...... No?
Messi: Neymar!!
???: What are you doing in my house?
They turn and see The one... The only...
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Maguire/Messi: MR. BEAST!!??!!
Jimmy: Yes it is I, What are you trespassers doing here.
Messi Grabs Maguire.
Messi: You Gambled my Money to Mr. Fucking Beast!!??!! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Maguire: Let's steal the money back!
Jimmy: Not so Fast Maguire! I won it from you, You have to beat me again.
Messi: Technically you won it when he stole it from me!
Jimmy: Maguire stole your money? Then Technically I didn't win that. Here.
He hands Messi the money. The EXACT amount. EXACTLY $5,589,346.45.
Messi: Jesus Christ Maguire you gambled that much?!
Maguire: It was fun lol.
Jimmy: I apologize Messi. I probably should've guessed that there's absolutely no way Maguire brought his own money. According to his bank he has only $00.01 in his bank.
Messi: Damn, wait how do you know that?
Jimmy: oh I just looked it up while you two were yammering on.
Messi: Thanks again Jimmy. We'll be heading home.
Jimmy: If you guys want, I can have you guys in a video soon.
Messi: That'd be awesome!!
(A/N: Should I?)
BASH!!!
Neymar: NEYMAR TO THE RESCUE!!
He storms through the door, running Through the dining room table, breaking it and jumping out the window.
Messi: ...... We'll pay for the damages.
Jimmy: I don't think so.
He claps 3 times and The door, The table and window are immediately repaired.
Maguire: Ya know what would also be a good episode idea? MrBeast Vs. Trump.
Jimmy/Messi: That actually sounds pretty good.
MA1: Actually I might make that my next Voice video on Instagram.
Meanwhile....
Trump: And That is How Christopher Trump discovered America.
N: Wow! That's Awesome!
Obama: And Fake.
Trump: Shut up Obamna I'm trying to educate our Robot Friends.
Obama: Donald, There is no "Christopher Trump" just like there isn't a "Donald Claus"
N: so I won't get any presents on Christmas?
Obama: Oh YOU will, V and J on the other hand.....
V is currently Murdering over 100 people in the city and J Is Finding new ways to bully N.
Obama: .....Yeah there's no chance.
The door suddenly opens with Messi carrying a bag of money and Maguire being a lazy piece of shit, not even attempting to help.
Maguire: We're Home!
Trump: Great! Now we can push this out of the way.
A portal suddenly opens, and Ronaldo pops out.
Messi: Where on earth have you been?
Ronaldo: oh ya know just being in some pointless subplot with Optimus Prime.
Trump: You got to meet Optimus prime?!?!? Fuck!!
Obama: Donald I never took you as a transformers fan.
Bush: I thought he'd be more of a fan of Star wars.
Trump: I am! You fuckers can't Last 10 seconds against Darth maul!
J: Wanna bet?
Everyone: NO!!!!
Trump: Make sure to Follow Chrissyath or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well, thanks.
