Multiversal Adventures

Episode 59: Haaland's Pet

SPLASH!!!

Trump: I don't care what it takes, You will Not Be able to kill me you stupid Bitch!!!

Trump was Holding V's Head in the toilet.

He lifts V's Soaking Wet Head up where V gasps in disgust.

V: You Couldn't have at Least FLUSHED it?!?

Trump: Shut your Fuckin' mouth.

He shoves V's Head back into the toilet. He holds her in until-

N: DONALD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

Trump looks at N.

Trump: I'm trying to Drown your Bitch! She's been trying to kill me all morning!

V forces herself out of the toilet and Aims her Gun at Trump.

V: If I tried to kill you, you'd be nothing but a Puddle of Guts on the floor already.

N: V... Why don't we just go back to the shed and relax ok-

Doorbell: (MA1 Yelling) BING BONG BING BONG BONG BING BING BONG!!!

N: *Gasps excitedly* VISITORS!!!

N rushes downstairs and opens the door, Revealing Haaland.

N: Hi Haaland 😊.

Haaland: And it's official, You're the only one here with any type of manners Today. Hi N. You wanna meet my new pet?

N: *Gasp* Sure!! 😊

He runs excitedly to Haaland's new Pet, Vidarr.

N: Woah!! You're a big Fella. 😊

Vidarr, Unsurprisingly Has already gotten Along With N.

The others on the other hand... Well....

Trump: What the fuck is this?!

V was walking downstairs, desperately trying to clean herself Up.

V: Trump you Asshole!! Oh... Where'd this.... This.... Beast come from?

Vidarr growls at V.

V: Well I don't know what the hell you are?

Trump: It's a Waste of our money is what it is. Get it out of here!

Haaland: Uh, yeah I thought about that.... no.

Trump: Fine I will. Come here you Flea Party!

Vidarr immediately Jumps at Trump and starts Tearing him up.

V: Ha! I think I like this new Pet of yours. Where'd you find him?

Haaland: I was on an Adventure with Dario last week.

Trump: oh that fucker who Rigged our Bet?

V: Here we go again, Trump it wasn't rigged.

Trump: Oh fuck you V. Everyone knows it was rigged. You just don't since you were spending too much time with that Idiot-

V slams Trump into the wall.

V: He is NOT an idiot.

V and Trump both hear laughing outside.

N was Having fun playing with Vidarr.

Haaland was getting His food ready.

Obama: I see we have a new pet.

Trump: Yeah, let's kick it out.

Obama: There's absolutely no way we're doing that.

Trump: is this because I killed your Gecko last year?

Obama: You did.... WHAT?!?!?

Ronaldo: Trump what in God's name is wrong with you?

Trump: Let's be honest here, if I didn't do it, V would've done it.

V: Hey don't you.... Yeah you're right.

Trump: of course I'm right, I am always right, I am never wrong ever.

Obama: So... Winning the election, Your Belief that you'd be a Giga-Chad, and Your Bet With Dario, You were totally spot on.

Trump: Fuck you Obamna those were obviously rigged.

Haaland: Look, We're not getting rid of Vidarr and that's that.

The Door Opens, And it's Jordan Devlin.

Jordan: Hello Peasants! I, Jordan Devlin Will make you kneel before M-

CHOMP!!!

Vidarr chomps his leg.

Jordan: AHHH MY FUCKING LEG!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH Y-

V shoots him in the Dick and kicks him out.

Vidarr walks back to the others and sits.

Trump: ..... Okay we'll keep him.

Trump: Make sure to follow Evan507 or I will build a Fucking Wall around your house as well, Thanks.