On a hill made up of improperly disposed worker drones, an old television sits on top, dotted with many discarded electronics. On the screen, the following video is played.
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[ZOMBIE DRONES!!!] [DO NOT SHOW TO WORKER DRONES]
Jcjenson in SPAAAAAACE!
Rebuild Together Better
FBI WARNING:
Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes, or video discs.
Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
JCJenson: AUTOMATED SERVICES TECHNICIAN TRAINING
WD Disassembly - (1A) Overview:
"Zombie Drones!!!!"
CLIENT REASON FOR WD UNIT DISASSEMBLY AND DISPOSAL
53% Unit Damage
27% Upgrading Model
11% Terminating Operation(s)
7% Competitor Products
2% Core Failsafe Trip
1% Other
WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS TWO-STEP OVERVIEW
STEP 1: Software Cleanup
Ensure Marked WD Unit Matches P/N, S/N (1A) → MARKED FOR DISASSEMBLY
EXAMPLE
P/N: TSA-MMAC
S/N: N-0X0010010
Upload wdOS_606
(This is Fun for Them) (1B)
-wdOS_606 now comes in patch forms. It fixes the servo motors into place and force-uploads the file. It would take 100 seconds before it is fully uploaded. (Advertisement)
STEP 2: Hardware Cleanup
Human Inspection (2A): Affirm Core Disconnect
Process Drone (1) Core (1)
Through disassembly unit (2R)
Human Inspection (2B):
Affirm fun
FOLLOWING THESE STEPS IS MANDATORY FOR ALL USERS OF WORKER DRONES TO AVOID THE POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS CONDITION KNOWN AS ZOMBIE DRONES.
WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS COMPLICATIONS AND FINES
FINE 9C: "Zombie Drones"
-> Core is not properly disconnected
-> Hardware is not physically destroyed or left functioning
-> wdOS_606 is interrupted/rejected immediately (1A) or up to five (5) years later
INCOMPLETE OR FALSELY DISASSEMBLED DRONES MAY REBOOT, REGARDLESS OF SOFTWARE DEATH OR ANY HARDWARE ERRORS.
CORE TERMINATION REJECTION CAUSE CHECKLIST - "T.O.F."
AICore WD1001 -0.01% self-reboot rate (3020)
Technician Error (Repeat A1-B2) (Expenses paid by Jcjsenson)
Faulty OS String (Check Indicator/visor) (X)
Failsafe Wear (Inspect Pins/locks)
When an OS is being tampered with or attempted to be modified, an elongated 'X' will show up on the WD visor.
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