P. I. E. [Project: Inducing Elsa] (STOPPED)

17: Correction. 'Sexy imagination', Ellie

17: Correction. 'Sexy imagination', Ellie.

ELSA

"Hi girls!" I greeted and they stood up to hug me. "Please, don't ever call us that." Merida mumbled making us chuckle. "Did Jack gave you a ride?" Ruffnut asked dreamily and I just looked at her like 'what?'. Raphy smiled and pointed something with her mouth. I turned around to see the grey Subaru, parked in front of the shop through the ice cream shop's glass-wall.

"What? As if that's possible." I said in laughs. "No, umm-That's my butler's car." I explained, sitting beside Rapunzel who's eyes were still on the vehicle. "Of course, Ms. Rhindale the great." Ruff joked but I just rolled my eyes. Whenever someone mention about me family's fortune, I'd always take it as a tease and I don't like it when she does that.-especially calling me: 'Miss Hotel Heiress'.

"Really now? The top one in the hotels business industry?" Mer asked in amazement and I shyly nodded my head, trying not to look 'braggy'. Merida, based on my researches and of course, rumors, came from the family of geniuses on set. Her parents were producers and they work in a certain production. They're super rich and athletic, as well.

"Well, enough with me. How are you guys?" I asked with a smile as I lean forward the table. "No, shit-sergeant. We were done discussing about ourselves. You're the one who's late so it's your turn to discuss about something interesting." Ruff pointed out, smirking. I smell something fishy. "And by interesting, you mean--?" I trailed, waiting for their answer.

"Living with the school's hardcore Casanova?" She frankly answered making me feel uncomfortable. I sighed and called the waitress to order. "How is it? Terrible. Laundry, my back aches, horrible movies, I serve as a servant, and he wants me to eat everything that's on t-"

Before I could even finish, they suddenly butt in with more questions.

"What about laundry? Bloodstains?"

"Back aches? Don't tell me you're doing the 'cowgirl' at a very young age! Gosh, El!"

"What movies? You guys watching X-rated?"

"You're his sex slave?!"

"Eat what?! Eat what?!"

They screamed every question which made the waitress speechless, beside us and just awkwardly walked away. Oh my gods, they have the dirtiest minds in the world, that'd like to hide under the table forever. They're embarrassing me so much! I mentally facepalmed when I saw every customer inside the shop, staring at us in disbelief and disgrace. I hit my forehead against the table.

"Guys, will you just turn it down?" I yell-whispered, feeling the heat in my cheeks. I'm seriously pissed right now, as they just successfully ruined my reputation in the community. "No, no, no, no and french fries! Happy?" I exclaimed softly and they nodded while laughing except Mer who was just looking at me.

I suddenly felt a shiver. She looked like she's gonna bite me any second with that sharp sky-blue coloured eyes! "You sure you two are just friends?" She asked seriously and I nodded, reassuring our relationship. "Nothing less, nothing more." She smirked but just let it slide for today.

The shop's glass door opened and entered, Hiccup with his usual macho appearance, built, and confidence. Ruffnut looked as if rainbows and sparkles were spreading out from him as he walked nearer to our table in slow motion. Gosh, this girl has some serious issues going on with muscular-looking boys.

"Heavens, he looks more handsome than my crush: Eret, son of Eret." She muttered under her breath making me giggle. It's quite a relief that Hiccup planned to take off his grey coat, wearing only his polo-blouse but though, he still looked too formal.