Hello everyone! This is probably confusing all of you but I decided to make an alternative chapter for the fight between Gyokko and Haru and I hope it makes you laugh anyway let's get started!
(Warning alot of slang,cussing and a few references for the funny if you don't like cussing or slang leave and read another book)
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I look around the forest "Ugh... why'd I have to split up I wanted to smash Mitsuriii" I pouted and wonder more and then I sniff "Ew wtf is that awful smell it smells like goddamn dead fish and Obanai's search history " I said and then see a god awful looking vase and then a ugly ass mother fucker comes out "EW ITS A DEFORMED FUCKING DEMON THAT LOOKS MORE UGLY THAN OBANAI" I yell and the Ugly ass demon says "STFU IM BEAUTIFUL IM A GIGA CHAD UNLIKE YOU" this statement made me cringe internally and externally "Wtf is wrong with you dumbass you aren't no gigachad you look like a zombie and a vampire had a very deformed mistake and threw into a jar and hoped it died and never came back" I say and this pissed him off and he yelled "STFU ITS A VASE NOT A JAR YOU CHILD" I yawn "Whatever you mid ass zombie vampire mistake" I said and he grabbed a shotgun "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU CHILD YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT BEFORE YO ASS GONNA EAT SOME LEAD" he yelled I grab an ak47 "Haha make me Mr. "I'm A gIgA cHaD" I said as he is SEETHING I laugh and say "this'll be easy afterall you are weak" ;IS THAT A JJK REFERENCE???? 😱😱😱😱; he gets pissed and activates his domain expansion "DOMAIN EXPANSION FISHY DOMAIN!!!" I yawn at his boring domain and then I activate mine "DOMAIN EXPANSION INFINITE MEME VOID" He was shocked and stated "NANI?!" He was flabbergasted as he is in my domain too shocked to speak as his little dumbass fish brain is overflown with memes and then after a while I deactivate my domain "You are really weak your domain couldn't even surpass mine~" (yes I had to do a full on jjk reference battle bc yes LOL);He is pissed and shoots the shotgun I dodge it and state
"Shoot me again I'll turn yo ass into fish sticks" he is more mad and he shoots once again and then I grab Yamato "I warned ya you dumbass fishy deformed zombie vampire"
"YOU SHALL DIE! *multiple slashes around Gyokko* I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROOOOOACHINGGGG PROVOOOOKINGGG BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOOOLATIONNNNNNN I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAMMMEEEE" I look at the chopped up Gyokko and grab it and fry it after a while I eat the fish sticks and my eye feels weird and I look in a mirror and it says upper five "Dope it's what I deserve now where's Mitsuri me wanna smash her"
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Hope you all laughed and enjoyed this short meme chapter I probably will post more meme chapters enjoy other chapters when they come out!
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