we were all getting the hall ready for the party i wasn't in my dress (or whatever you want to ware) yet i decided i was going to leave early from helping and get ready later
"david don't lean against that or it will come down" wills yelled clearly shitting himself "who's written the toilet sign"
"will calm down" i say to him his anxiety pretty much suffocating me
"ye will we are in the school everyone knows where the toilets are they piss in them everyday"simon agrees with me
"we're ment to have signs"he complains "pen, pen!" he yells "it's fucking run out" i just laugh at him now
"it's fine it's all fine, it looks good" simon says calming will down i swear sometimes those two are so gay for each other
neil then bursts through the door in a thin one piece suit and we all start laughing at him
"what the fuck are you wearing?" jay questions him
"oh my god and i thought our suits were shit" simon laughs at him
"your cock looks so tiny" jays comment makes my eyes go down to where neil's cock is and i will be honest it's not doing him any justice for what it actually is
"look this is cool yeah i saw it in nuts girls will fancy me because i stand out right livvy?" he turns to me asking for my opinion
"of course neil" i nod at him when he turns back around to face the boys i make a disgusted face and shake my head at the others making them laugh
"you'll stand out because your cock is minuscule"jay continues to laugh at neil
"will you stop looking at my cock"he yells
"leave his cock alone the suit isn't doing any justice for what it actually is" i speak my thought from earlier while rubbing his arms making neil look to me proudly
"mate i think that's brave" my brother says
"it's so shit"
"actually maybe i should go stick a couple of socks down there"neil says sadly
"right i'm going to go get ready i'll see you lot in a few"i then walk out the door when i hear my name being called when i turn around i am face to face with neil
"um" neil says looking nervously at me
"are you okay neil?"
"i'm sorry i don't ask you to the dance"he blurts out
"it's fine neil i understand if you don't want to go with me"
"i do, i really do"he says before i even properly finished my sentence " i just wanted to do it in one of those stupid soppy romantic ways like in those movies you love but when i was going to do it i felt like an idiot and i just got scared and i'm sorry i'm really sorry i just-" i cut off his nervous rambling by kissing him
i hold on to the side of his face and he puts his hands to my hips pulling me closer to him for a nice passionate kiss when i pull away i step back and say "save me a dance yeah?"
he nods his head still in shock and i laugh looking at the floor but noticing something else instead"you might want to sort that out as well" i say pointing to his erection clearly showing from his suit i then smile at him and walk out leaving him still in stood there
it was now time for the party and when i get in i see it's already packed with people from school, not seeing any of my friends i go sit down on one of the chairs near the doors
after afew minutes of looking at my phone neil walks up to me and asks me to dance of course i accept as i'm the one who told him to ask me while we are dancing the music suddenly stops i turn to look at what's going on but neil leans into me to kiss me being this close to him i can smell the alcohol and i realise he's very drunk so i push him back abit
"i love you" he says leaning in again i look down and see he's hard again before i can say anything mr gilbert walks up to us and takes neil to get some water
after donaven throws will against a wall and threatens him people actually start to stand up for will which makes me smile at him proudly glad that he's actually getting some respect when i realise that neil hasn't come back yet i walk out of the gym to go find him
after wandering around school for abit i see him sat outside the nurses office with a cup of water i smile softly to myself before walking up to him "neil" he quickly stands up looking at me with a red face
"i'm sorry for what happened i don't know what came over me" he scratches the back of his neck in embarrassment and looks down at his shoes
"did you mean it?" i question him making him look up at me with furrowed brows
"mean what?"
"what you said, that you love me?" he sucks in a deep breath at my question before closing his eyes. rubbing his face with his hands he finally answered my question
"yes" i stare at him in shock "i am in love with you olivia"
i walk over to him slowly and he just stares at me nervously i grab him by his suit, pull him down to me but before our lips meet i say to him "i love you too" then we instantly crash our lips into each others i wrap my arms around his neck as his wrap around my waist
when we pull back our arms are still around each other holding us close together "so?" i question him
"livvy... will you be my bird?"
i laugh and shake my head at his way of saying it. it was such a neil thing to say
"yes neil i'll be your bird" i laugh before we connect our lips once again
as we make our way back into the gym we here simon talking about how he couldn't say what he wanted to with carli
"... and then neil tried to fuck my sister"
"oh leave him alone" i said as we both get up to join them on the trampoline
so are you two together now or what?" my brother asks sitting up to look at us seeing our intertwined hands
"yeah" we both said at the same time my brother just smiles at us and laid back down
"oi-oi guess who just got a blowy behind the decks"jay yells making us all sit up to look at him
"not you obviously"
"guess again"
"jay your my mate but for once in your life don't lie what happened?" my brother looked at him
"blowy"
"he said don't lie"i say and neil puts his arm around my waist
"alright alright she gave me a hand job not a blowy" he admitted and we all laughed at him
"what i just got a handjob on the school stage, that's better then any of you"
"bollocks it's already come down from a blow job you'll be telling us it was outside the trousers next" will laughs at him
"it was"
"that doesn't count" neil said
"well that's not even a hand job then" my brother adds on
"what has just happened there my friend is you have spunked yourself" i finish off
"that counts" jay nods
"doesn't count" will shakes his head
"well i haven't cleaned my cock yet so does this count" he then jumps on the trampoline and starts rubbing his cock at us all and we are all jumping up and down on the trampoline like children
i know people call the boys losers and nerds and weirdos and freaks which they are right about but i wouldn't change it for the world
i absolutely love my boys
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
