y'all convinced me... we are doing the second movie let's flipping go
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it was halloween night and me, neil, my brother and will we're on our way to a party
the boys were told that it was a fancy dress party but i am so sure it was a trick so i decided against dressing up
the boys got to the front door and knock "greetings muggles"
will smiles as the door opens and i see the rest of the people in normal clothes not surprisingly
"oh my god he did it" the people behind the door laugh
"it's not actually fancy dress you dick"
"oh what no way" will starts giggling along "these are the jokers from my course i was telling you about" will walks towards the door to go in
"woah where are you going" i knew how this was going to end
"to the party"
"your dressed like harry potter" the man looks him up and down "there's no way you are coming in you fucking plum"
"you could have at least come as someone sexy"
"hermiones sexy" simon tried to defend and i hear my husband shyly giggle
"what a twat" the man is about to shut the door then his eyes land on me "well you can come in your definitely dressed as someone sexy" he looks me up and down licking his lips and i look at him in disgust
"fuck off" he then shrugged and shut the door
"well this was a disaster i've come from sheffield for this"my brother complains
"it's okay we'll still have a good weekend there's a pub i love down the road"
"im waring a gym skirt" neil speaks up
"my gym skirt he isn't getting that dirty" i pat down on part of the skirt that has some dirt on it
"it's a student town no one will care"
"and no pants"
"you haven't got pants on!?" i move my hand away from the part of the skirt i was touching to the waist band and pull it to look down and see he was not wearing pants
we start walking away from the house "fuck me what a waste of a weekend" simon complains making me roll my eyes "i thought you said they were your best mates at uni"
"don't worry ill find us some mates" my man says making me look at him confused "i've got this amazing app called grinder made loads of new mates through it"
his phone bleeps "oh my god you'll never guess what"
"you got a penis pic?" i question not even looking towards him still walking next to him with our fingers intwined
"no i got an email from jay"
"no way"
"way listen to this" he reads out the msg
'dear neil you fucking weapon, as you know i'm on a mental gap year in australia or outback as they call it over here so i thought i'd email you not because i miss you lot just because this place is a million out of ten and you'll be well jel. life has never been better certainly much better then when i was going out with jane who i now no longer think about. i'm living in a town near sydney and working at the most mental club in Australia called Revolutions i am now there premier number one DJ i go by the name DJ big penis" i feel like with the amount i want to roll my eyes at his words my eyes will get stuck back there "i have made so much cashola which is ausralian for money that i've bought myself a fuck off mansion and filled it full of pussay and like wills mums appetite for cock it's enormous, anyway it will come to no surprise to you the number of aussie birds im rooting which is Australian for knobbing, i've woken up every day by a blowjob from a different girl every time can you imagine what that's like waking up to a blowie"
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Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
