i skipped episode 3 because there wasn't much way i could fit olivia into it
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we were sat in the common rooms this morning and jay tells us he has something to show us. he pulls out his laptop and shows us the most disgusting pornographic video i have ever seen
"oh christ i'm gonna heave"
"she's gonna vomit"
"i'm gonna vomit"
"you get a new laptop and the first thing you find is that" i ask him
"no this was the first thing" he then plays a normal porn video regaining neil's and simons attention and a girl behind them calls them saddos
"that's it we can't carry on like this"will demands shutting jays laptop
"carry on like what?"
"we can't spend another term treading water being the same old sad cases"
"well i'm not a sad case" jay speaks rather confidently
"you just got called a sad case"he scowled at my comment
"neil control your woman" i roll my eyes at his retaliation and neil just pulls me into his lap hugging my waist
"look we have to do something carpe diem" will shouts
"go fishing?" neil thinks that's what carpe diem means
"seize the day, reinvent ourselves to show girls and everyone else who we really are"
"we could go clubbing in london" he suggested
"my dad would never let me drive to london"simon says being a let down
"i could drive us i got a car last weekend" neil perks up
"you got a car? you haven't even passed your test" jay doesn't believe him which is ironic to say the least
"yeah he has" i back up neil once again
"you never thought to mention this"will looks at us sternly
"you never asked" we both say at the same time
"this is brilliant now we don't have to drive around in simons little bitch mobile"jay points to simon
simon still isn't convinced into coming as the bell rings and we start to walk to our lockers will is begging him to give it a go
"hi Simon" carli walks up to us
"how's your stomach"
"oh fine"he say's embarrassed
"simon had really bad diarrhoea over the weekend"she says to her friend making me roll my eyes at the fact she's just out here embarrassing him
"look we're going up to london on Saturday clubbing do you want to come?" simon asks trying to change the subject
she agrees and asks which one we are going to and neil pops out with the first thing that comes to his mind
"spearmint rhino"
"isn't that a strip club?" carli asks looking disgusted at neil making me glare at her
will then steps in and tries to take control of the situation but when he can't think of any names for the clubs carli tells him they usually go to the astoria which will says is the same one we're going to
"do you go clubbing a lot then"carlis friend asks will
"erm"he looks confused on why she's talking to him which I'm not surprised at "yeah yeah corse dancing in the podium probably"will lies
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Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
