The next morning after will had told everyone the rape alarm that went off was his and not Katie's we were down at the bars getting breakfast and when I say we I mean Simon
"You lot not having breakfast" he says picking off a piece of bread from the loaf infront of him
Neil shakes his head putting his hand on my thigh "nah I've got that irritable bowel syndrome." I scrunched my face up thinking about Neil's shits "it gets worse when I'm stressed, I'm finding travelling stressful to be honest. And it won't help all this foreign muck I've been eating"
"All you've eaten McDonald's?" Simon shakes his head at him
"Yeah, Australian McDonald's" I laugh at him and lean against his shoulder
"Good morning" will greets us as he sits down at the table
"Here he is, the singing sex pest"I smirk at him
Wills smile doesn't falter"Say what you like the song worked"
"Did it?" I raise my eyebrows at him
"Someone had a good night then?" Both him and Simon ignore me
"Yes after the unpleasantness with Agnatha was sorted out." He pauses and waves at her and she just scowled at him "a beautiful girl wants to have sex with me oo and there she is now" he starts screaming her name and she walks over
"Oh my god I literally can not remember a thing that happened last night"
Oh dear
She sees the look on wills face and immediately thinks the worst "oh my god did we?"
"Sort of"
"Not realy" he glared at me
"Did we kiss?" He nodded his heads and she starts laughing
After she finished laughing at home she asked him for the money for the tickets
He starts taking the money out of the Fanny pack on his stomach then gets more out of his belt which has a zipper on it and I put my head in Neil's chest to stop from laughing too hard
He comes back to the table and Simon tells him to stop because he's thinking and we all let out a laugh at him.
"Come on then I want you to pick my bikini for splash planet" I drag Neil up of the bench and to the room
Neil pulls out the trunks he's waring they were just plain white so I pulled out the white bikini I had with a small white flower on the hip.
"Definitely yes" Neil nods his head at me rapidly
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Once we got to splash planet Neil eagerly dragged me over to the dolphin swimming
"I want to be a dolphin trainer" the woman behind the counter sighed
"Are you trained in marine biology"
"No but im English" he seemed proud of himself
She shook her head "well I don't have any jobs but you can swim with them for £75"
"Ohh cool like work experience" she looks at me confused and I tell her just to nod
"Great we're in" he hands the woman money for both of us
"Come on baby let's go find the others" I grab his hands and he waves at the woman
"Did you get the job then" jay asks
I shake my head "no"
"That's well racist" I roll my eyes at jay
"We're gonna go swim with them tho"
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Once we had the wet suits on we got in the water with the dolphins
"Right guys now you can go have some one on one time with your dolphins, all go to your position" Neil grabbed my hand and pulled me over to a dolphin
"Hello gorgeous" he puts his hand out for it and starts to stroke when he comes near him
"Aww Neil your so sweet"
He leans down close to the dolphin "look, apparently I'm not allowed to train you but there's something I can give you that they can't" he pulls a burger out of the wet suit
"Neil is that a good idea" I look over to the instructor who isn't looking our way and he gives the dolphin the burger
But the dolphin squeeled happily and then gives Neil a kiss on the cheek
"Awwww baby" I smile at him. Is this what he would be like with kids. Maybe we should have them like he keeps asking
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
