we were sat in the common room back at school as simon is complaining about how the bumper sticker we put on his car won't come off
"taras dad was really angry"
"beepedy beep beep" me and jay say at the mention of tara again
"i'm gonna have to get the car resprayed i reckon"
"try pick a less shit colour" neil suggests making me laugh
"how's your girlfriend will?" i ask him turning to look at him
"if you mean kerry she's not my girlfriend"
"how come she changed her facebook page to in a relationship then?" neil ask from next to me
"has she?" wills looked disappointed "how did you find her on facebook"
"her and livvy are freinds on facebook"
"tara told me something very interesting about kerry" simon raised his eyebrows at will "she told me you kissed her"
"did you use a fucking stepladder" let out a loud laugh at jays words
"why'd you do it you said you weren't interested in her?" my brother asks
"oh i don't know i can't decide and at the moment it was easier to kiss her then to not kiss her"
"oh will don't lead her on yeah" i say feeling bad for the girl
"it sounds like your closing in on getting that bj mate. maybe at neil's party?"
"no no i think it's all wrong im gonna de-invite her from the party"will nodded and for the first time i find myself actually agreeing with something he said
"oh no way she's got to come, i need to get the numbers up"neil begged will to get her to come "with you four and tara i'm stuck on six"will interrupts him and says it's five "but if kerry comes that will make it seven"
"six neil, if i invite her to the party that's practically admitting we're going out when all i really want from her is a blowjob it would be morally wrong"
"exactly, that's why your not going to do it right will?" i was hoping he was going to choose to do the right thing but i already knew he most likely wouldn't
"i don't know what your problem is i've never been out with a girl i liked anyway" jay shrugs
"except for the last one who made you cry" will looks smug and i turn to him in shock
"oh that is bang out of order"neil shakes his head at will
"what after everything he's said?"
"yeah but some things just aren't okay" my brother scolds will
"are you alright jay" i ask him and he turns to me looking sad while nodding his head "apologies" i say to will
"for that?"
"yes for that"
"well i have literally no idea what the rules are then"before i go to tell will to apologise again gilbert walks past us making neil and jay start to mock him by saying waterside
"right that's detention for a week both of you" gilbert tells them when they try to argue it ends up being 4 weeks detention starting tonight
"oh fucking hell"
"now i'm gonna be late for my party"
"alright i've made my decision your right a blowjob is worth it i'm going to play a long game with kerry"wills stands up seeming proud of his decision
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
