ep 4 pt 1

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we were  in wendy's house as she was having a party the boys were all squished on to one chair and i was stood against the wall

"can you get off the arm rest please" wendy says to neil making him apologise and stand up next to me handing me his beer so i can take a drink

"as nice as it was for you to invite me this doesn't seem like a very cool party" wills complains

"i'm sorry did you cancel a night out with paris hilton to be here?" i snap back to him

"wendy do you have anymore beer?" my brother asks her

"i think there's a box of my dads small beers left in the fridge but don't drink it all coz charlotte hinchcliffe and her mates will be here soon" wendy replied before walking off

"yeah right, like she's gonna come" neil says while wrapping a arm around my shoulder

"why wouldn't she come?" will asks

"she fit and popular"my brother replies

"so is olivia" will replied back while neil pulls me closer to him

"look she just won't be coming" my brother says ignoring wills comment about me

"who won't be coming?" jay walks up to us

"charlotte hinchcliffe" i say to him while taking neil's beer again having another sip

"oh i'd make her come... all over my face" i shake my head at jays comment and lean into neil

jay then continue to talk about how  charlotte has perfect tits and that she noshed off a whole rugby team

"jay i'll see you later mate" a random man puts his hand on jays shoulder and he turns around to give him a thumbs up

"ohh friend" the boys start to make fun of jay for having another friend

"fuck you lot where's the beer" jay clearly doesn't like how we are teasing him

"i'm going to the loo" wills says randomly

"what for a wank? you wanker" jay says wanting to make someone else thr butt of the joke

"see if you can find some more beer on the way back"simon asks as will walks away

"check the washing machine that's where i'd hide it" neil tells him as i laugh at him then charlotte hinchcliffe walks into the room and the boys go silent with wide eyes

"fucking hell she has turned up, this is now the coolest party we have ever been to"

"try and look cool then" the boys then awkwardly stand and stare at the girls making me rolls my eyes and get up to go talk to them because i charlotte is my friend which the boys didn't actually know

as me and charlotte are talking i look back to see the boys still staring at us in shock to which i just laugh at charlotte then tells me she's going to go look for some alcohol in the kitchen

i go and sit back over by the boys and jay walks into the kitchen following charlotte

"what the fuck was that?" my brother questions me

"i was talking to my friend" i shrug at him

"your friends with charlotte hinchcliffe?" neil asks making me look at him and laugh

"you say that like it's something impossible" i continue laughing at there confused face

"i told you all fit people know each other"neil looks behind me at my brother. i look down to the floor not wanting him or my brother to see how red his comment made my face

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