wanker(the inbetweeners)

s3 ep3 pt1

it was neil's birthday soon and he was turning 18 so he took us to go see what his mum had bought him

"best present ever" jay comments

"neil you are gonna look so good riding that" i say to him already thinking about how he would look on it

"does your mum always buy you gifts this extravagant?" will questions

"not really but it's for my 18th"

"why are you getting a bike when you already have a car"

"cos motorbikes are cooler"

"and sexier" i add on not looking away from the bike still imagining neil on it

"untill you hit a bus and kill yourself" i roll my eyes at will

"don't listen to captain sensible here i'm telling you it's a well known fact that when you get a bird on the back of these they just cream there knickers at the vibrations" jay says

"is it true?" will questions

"god i hope so" i say quickly apologising once i see will and my brothers disgusted faces but i smile when i see jay and neil smiling at me

"neil how on earth is jay supposed to ride your bike back without a license or insurance?"

"don't shit yourself health and safety, neil can't do it because of his arm and the dealer let me do it because i used to be a stunt driver" i honestly don't know how jay comes up with this shit

"i don't think tara would we happy if i got one of these she thinks there death traps"simon starts yapping on about tara again

"beepedy-beep-beep" me and jay both say at the same time
"time for another tara update"

"what's that supposed to mean"

"nothing just that no one cares what tara says or does don't let that stop you from mentioning her every 40 seconds"

"i don't mention her that much" simon argues back

"you do" me and neil both say in sync

"oh excuse me for having a girlfriend"

"i have a girlfriend" neil looks at my brother like he's stupid

"yeah but she's my sister she's always around us so you don't need to mention her maybe if tara was around us more" before he can even finish his sentence jay cuts him off

"no no no she is anoying as shit liv is cool and fun and way fitter then tara"

"who's taking it back then" the seller walks infront of the bike with a helmet

jay says he is and the man hands him the helmet and says that he is going to show him the basics "these are the gears those are the breaks" jay then sets off slamming his head straight into a door making me cry with laughter

"i should sue those tires had no grip" jay starts complaining while we were driving back

"yeah they don't tend to grip so well when there up in the air" i laugh at wills smart arse reply

"oh my god that was amazing you looked such a knob"neil couldn't stop laughing

"what about your bike neil"

"i know the way he said he could ride it then fell off and put his head straight through that door is got to be the funniest thing i've ever seen"i swear his laugh makes my heart flutter he's so adorable

"no what are you going to do about your bike not only is it still in Gillingham it's now fucked"will ruins his mood

"oh no" his laughter completely stops which makes me frown