wanker(the inbetweeners)

s2 ep 1 pt 1

during the school break i had spent pretty much every second with neil and it has been pure bliss

and i'm not just talking about sexual things but everything hanging out, staying up all night talking, the dates it's just amazing

but with the sexual things we have done a lot of hand stuff and oral for each other but we haven't gone all the way yet but i really do think it will happen soon and i'm really glad it's going to be with neil

it was now the start of a new term and i was with will and my brother about to get on the coach when jay and neil come round the corner

"morning benders"when i see neil i practically throw myself at him wrapping my arms around his neck as his go straight for my waist

"morning beautiful" he wishers in my ear while we're hugging causing me to give him a sweet kiss on the lips

"come on no one wants to see that" my brother groans making us both laugh and pull away but neil still kept his hand on my waist

"this is it the sewanage field trip is legendary for carnage it's the only reason i chose geography" jay starts raving on about how there is a sexy house wife down there who bangs one bloke each year which he was told from his mate in the year above

"bollocks" i say in a singy voice causing to neil laugh

"for one things you don't even have a mate in year 13" simon agrees with me

"yeah i do Chris Groves" jay makes up

"never heard of him"

"well he's not gonna hang out with a twat like you is he" will then interrupts there argument to sarcastically tell jay it was a good plan of his

"we should try and have a laugh down there tho do something different" my brother said

"we could go on a boat trip, i checked online they hire boats from the harbour" will suggest

"your so bent" i look at him strangely

"the internet really is wasted on you"jay laughs

"no i don't know maybe we should try get off with the local girls" my brother shakes his head

"why would we do that when we have girls already" neil asks confused

"no neil you have a girl not all of us" will makes clear to him

"oh yeah" he turns to me kissing my cheek but also pinching my arse at the same time making me smack his hand away laughing

"we could let off a load of fireworks off in our room"neil suggests making me shake my head and laugh at him again

"could do might be abit pointless tho" neil shrugs then starts to get on the coach before being stoped by will

"what are you doing neil?"

"getting on the coach"

"but you don't do geography or sociology?"

"i know that"

"so what are you doing getting on the coach for the geography and sociology field trip?"

"well when livvy told me she was going and jay was going on about how mental it was i really wanted to go so i asked mr kennedy if i could come down and help him out" neil clears up for us

"pedo kennedy?" i question him looking at him abit worried

"he said yes presumably?" my brother laughs

"he did actually" neil doesn't sound too bothered about the fact that mr kennedy is a pedo

will doesn't believe that the school will have hired a pedophile and honestly at first i wouldn't have either but after knowing mr kennedy for years now there is no other word to describe him