wanker(the inbetweeners)

s2 ep6 pt1

it was the end of term which meant exams. brilliant
i don't really revise i sort of just go in and hope for the best as long as i pass it's fine even if it's a low pass

i was at neil's timing him as he was running around his garden. we both do pe as a AS leval so we decided to revise for it together i have been focusing a lot more on the theory part while he has been doing alot of activities

when he was done running around the garden he came into the house all out of breath and sweating not in the disgusting way in the way that makes me want to jump his bones

"revision done for the day" he say panting

"are you not going to do any of the theory work that is 60% of the exam"

"no that parts boring"he complains

an idea comes to my mind and i smirk "maybe i can make it less boring for you" i grab his hand and drag him to his room "for every question i ask that you get right i will take off an item of clothing"

"deal let's go"he says sitting at his desk facing me i smile and start thinking of some questions

"what is the difference between aerobic and anaerobic?"

"aerobic uses oxygen anaerobic doesn't"

"good"i praise him and take off my jacket "what is muscular endurance?"

"being able to move your muscles for a long period of time without them fatiguing"

"well done" i take off both my socks "how many bones in the body?"

"206"

i smile and take off my shirt leaving me in my bra,skirt and underwear "where is the synovial fluid?"

"erm shit i don't know"

"what do i get on for you"

"KNEES" he yells

i laugh at him and take off my skirt making sure to go very slowly pulling it down my legs
"alright neil this is a tricky one so if you get it right you get to take the rest of it off"

"name the 11 components of fitness"

"power, reaction time, agility, balance, co-ordination, speed, muscular endurance, muscular strength, flexibility, cardiovascular endurance"

"just one more neil then i'm all yours"

"body composition" before i can even tell him he's correct he jumps up out of his chair, picks me up and throws me onto his bed climbing straight on top of me connecting his lips to mine

his hands travel up and down my body and when they get to my core he just moves the material to the side going straight for my clit. i throw my head back onto the pillow and his mouth attacks my neck nipping and sucking on it leaving lots of marks

he then slides his finger into me and i let out a loud moan

i begin to grind against his hand and his lips come back up to mine as he is still working his magic i reach down and grab the bulge in his pants

still letting out moans i begin to unzip his pants and pull them as far down as i can reach

as i begin to reach my high i pull his had away from me and flip us over so i'm now straddling him

sitting on his thighs i pull his pants down even more and begin to stroke his length feeling desperate i grab a condom from his bed side draw and putting it in him i then move myself higher so i'm just above his tip

i then slowly begin to drop myself down onto him going deeper and deeper until i can feel his hair brushing against my clit

i begin to move my hips backwards and forwards riding him as he grabs my hips pulling me into him making me go faster

his hands then come around to my back and unclasp my bra and his mouth goes strength to my nipple making me buck my hips even more

as i begin to reach my high i feel his grip on my hips tighten and his cock twitch inside me letting me know he is about to cum

both our breathing gets heavy and i rest my forehead against his and we share a sweet kiss as we both climax

we both rode out our orgasm and when we're done i begin to get off him we then both fall back onto his bed

"god i love you"he then pulls me into him and kisses me

the next day we are in the common room as jay walks in
"alright benders you missed me?"

"where have you been?" my brother asks him

"been busy"

"doing what" i ask him

he smiles at us "i met a girl" we don't believe him at first but he then tells us her names chloe and she goes to st claire's

simon asks him to show her a picture and jay tells us he has never felt like this towards a girl before and he hands simon the phone

"wow hot stuff"

"she seems nice mate"

"ye i'm happy for you jay" we all say to him

"you could have nicked that of some girls facebook site"will walks up behind us

"i thought you were revising" i roll my eyes at him and lean back into neil

jay then shows us pictures of them together that they look really happy in

"do you love her then"simon mocks

"fuck off"jay says smiling

"no denial you fucking love her"

"oh yeah i thought i recognised her she pulled david glover didn't she"neil perks up

"don't be a fit neil she's not like that and she doesn't know anyone from our school" neil then shouts to david while jay begs him not to say anything

look we are going down to the fox and hounds come meet her" he tells us he then walks out of the common rooms and we all agree to go after the last exam