SELF SABOTAGE // ELIJAH HEWSON

𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞-𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗

@inhalerdublin posted!

@inhalerdublin: it's official! @haidenmoore will be joining as our supporting act for the rest of the cuts and bruises tour. we'll see you soon x

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@haidenmoore posted!

@haidenmoore: the rumours are true!! i'll be joining my favourite irish folk as their tour support! so excited for this opportunity, make sure u get ur tickets asap 🫶🏻

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their tour bus was surprisingly clean for four adult men, and it was agreed upon four adult men that their first stop would be a pub seeing as they had no show scheduled for that evening

haiden was already a little tipsy, her and rob continued to hide in the corner to sneak a shot every time elijah turned his back. he was too busy conversing with ryan and josh about whatever, beer in hand, that none of them thought to question what rob and haiden could possibly be giggling over

"eli?"

"yes den?"

"do you use lip plumper?" she giggled, rob snorting beside her as he covered his mouth

"no, den, i do not" he smiled

"i think he's lying" she whispered to robert, raising her eyebrow while rob agreed

robert wasn't drunk, yet, but he was very far from tipsy. he laughed to himself, nudging haidens shoulder "i think, just maybe, he's had a secret butt lift"

"i was thinking the same thing!"

"are you two conspiring?" ryan asked, raising his brow at the two. if they were, they weren't being very secretive about it...

and elijah knew about the shots, the two were sat facing the group with shot glasses in hand, and as tall as rob was... he wasn't exactly smart enough to not keep the bottle of alcohol on show

"maybe he had a nose job" haiden mumbled

"no! no... that thing is real"

"but it's so perfect rob" she whined

"i know" he sighed dramatically, pouring them another shot "but it's so real"

"they do realise they're not quiet, right?" josh laughed, turning to face the other two lads who couldn't stop their laughter at rob and haidens theories

"please don't tell them, this is amazing" ryan cried

"she's going to have the worst hangover tomorrow" eli groaned, shaking a head with a smile "i need to seperate them"

"eli, you party pooper" ryan laughed

"den, come here"

"um no, i'm sitting with my best friend" she scoffed

"den?" he gasped, looking over at her with his mouth agape "can i have a kiss at least?"

"no duh? i'm with my best friend. you can leave us alone now thank you" she sassed

"she's going to be the death of me... i need a smoke" he laughed, shaking his head while the three of them sat on the opposing bench
he lit his cigarette, taking a drag as he rest his elbow on the bench... he couldn't help but admire her and the bond she'd made with his friends, it was moments like this that truly had eli picturing his future and there was never a moment that didn't include his haiden.

haiden and rob spent the rest of the evening lying on the grass, in the middle of the pub garden staring at the stars. haiden had managed to convince rob to look for whatever shapes they could spot again.
eventually the group were ready to leave, thankful after the nights antics that they had hotel rooms to go back too, rob had sobered up a little bit but haiden... well it's fair to say that eli had to carry her the whole journey back.
not very easy when they were eventually spotted by fans who wanted pictures, poor eli had to apologise and carry his angel back regardless.

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"and who is this handsome man in my bed"

"den, get some sleep"

"i don't think my boyfriend would be very happy right now"

"sure he would" eli smiled, flipping the lamp off at her wrapped his arm around her waist and nuzzled his head against her chest

"i have a boyfriend"

"den?"

"yeah?"

"i am your boyfriend, sweet" he laughed under his breath

"you're so hot... out of my league" she mumbled "guess what"

"what den?"

"i knew you were my boyfriend" she giggled, rolling onto her side as she yawned

"are you excited for tour?"

"very nervous, but i'll be fine"

elijah smiled and rubbed her back gently, pressing gentle kisses against her head as he held her close. there was nothing more he loved than being able to hold her while they slept, and haiden wanted nothing more than to be held. their souls were made for each other, and their bodies were like jigsaw pieces that spent years yearning for each other...