Kayla: What are you 2 always fighting about?
Jax: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Ollie: Cry me a table, Jax
Gilly: You have crayons?
Ollie: Yes, I have-
Gilly: You're- how old are you?
Ollie: YES I'M A TEENAGER AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS STORED UNDER THE FILE CABINET BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES OK? EVERYONE NEEDS CRAYONS.
Ollie: I would destroy the world for you
Kayla: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Ollie: No.
Heath: Do you love Logan?
Sasha: Yeah, I do
Heath: Raina! You owe me 100 bucks!
Raina: Everyone loves Logan! You should've asked if she was IN love with him!
Sasha: I thought that was implied
Heath: ...
Raina: ...
Sasha, looking straight at Raina: Congrats, Heath. You just won 100 bucks
Jax: I love you
Gilly: I love you too. I've been waiting so long for you to say that
*Jax and Gilly kiss passionately*
Ollie, to Kayla: You owe me 20 bucks
Jax: Isn't it crazy how I can feel so bad yet look so good?
Gilly: Jax, you love me, right?
Jax: Normally, yes, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like
Gilly: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Jax says? What if he jumps off a cliff?
Ollie, for some reason sounding smart: If Jax were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Jax jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Gilly: You go jump off a cliff!
Ollie: Gladly, seeing as Jax did it first
Jack: I have a good idea!
Jax: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower. What's your idea?
Jocelyn: Love is a weakness
Jack: You're literally making a Valentine's Day card for AG
Jocelyn, pointing hot glue gun in his direction: You're on thin ice
Ollie: *standing on a balcony and sneezing*
Kayla: *standing on a rooftop* Bless you
Ollie: God?!?
Devin: You're a horrible person!
Clarissa: Yeah, but I'm rich and pretty, so it doesn't really matter
Ollie: Why are you wearing glasses
Gilly: I'm... reading...?
Ollie: Reading?
Ollie: I didn't know you could read-
Logan: So you're dating Devin?
Heath: What, no! I'm just buying her an accessory because they have terrible fashion sense
Logan: That's literally a wedding ring
Logan, trying to flirt: So, you come here often?
Sasha, confused: I mean, yeah, this is my house
Tara: *sees Heath and Devin together* They're cute, I would put them in a boat
Corden: You mean you... ship them?
Ollie: Kayla is playing hard to get
Ollie: Little did she know I'm the master of playing hard to get rid of
Ok, so this one is a little shorter than the most, but I still love it. I put a little more RAR in here cuz I don't do it that much, and also, this has been in my drafts for almost 2 weeks, so I'm finally getting rid of it. Great, 4 drafts left!
Anyway, byeeee! <3
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