Incorrect quotes Part II

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*sigh* I love incorrect quotes

Hayley: If you had to guess, how many braincells do you have?

Jack: Doritos Cool Ranch

Hayley:

Hayley: I'm just gonna assume that's zero for now

Jack: I love that song


Ollie: you just gotta slow down and smell the flowers... enjoy life's miracles 

Ollie: Like me, I'm life's greatest miracle


Jack: Hey!

Jax: What do you want?

Jack: Remember what we were talking about yesterday?

Jax: nope.


Jocelyn: shut it, Gilly, I only shook your hand because I had too, we will never be friends

Gilly: Let's survive this together!

Jocelyn: I HOPE YOU DIE


Jax: tomorrows garbage day

Jack: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you


AG: hey jax? Do you think I could get some dating advice?

Jax: Just because I'm with Gilly doesn't mean I know how-


Ok this next one is absolutely perfect

Jax: We should be partners

Gilly: Like, partners in crime?

Jax: y-yeah... precisely 


Waiter: what would you like?

Ollie: Bring a milkshake with 2 straws

Kayla: *blushes*

Ollie: *put's both straws in his mouth* watch how fast I can drink this!!


Ollie: May luck (and this picture of kayla eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.


Ollie: I've got the most amazing plan!

Jax: we fail almost every time you say that

Ollie: well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.


Hayley: Well, has Jack been wrong before?

Jax: How wide are we willing to open this up?


Jocelyn: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

Ollie: Because I've never seen one

Jocelyn: Well, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real

Ollie: Like what?

Jocelyn: You can't see gravity. That's real.

Ollie: Well, I can drop an apple

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