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"Awful People"
Season 2, Episode 5

As always, Bobby started with, "LAFD. Step aside, please." as the team arrived on scene. A woman had apparently been hit by a car.

"I didn't know what to do." an elderly woman said. "I was afraid to move the car."

"You did the right thing. We'll take it from here."

"Do any of you have a pen.?" the woman on the ground asked. "I've got a partial license plate. Somebody should write it down."

"Don't worry about the license plate, ma'am." Eddie said. "It's right here on the back of the car."

"Not this car." she said. "The car that hit me."

The team all had confused looks on their faces. "Uh, wait, this isn't the car that hit you?" Buck asked.

"No, this is the car that ran me over. Better be insured."

"Let's just focus on getting you out of here first, ma'am." Bobby said.

"I think there's enough room. We can slide a backboard under here and pull her out that way." Buck said, looking under the car.

"Okay, ma'am, can you tell me your name?" Rylin asked.

"Lorraine."

"What is it, Hen?" Rylin asked as she noticed Hen had a very confused look on ger face.

"Don't we know you?" Hen asked Lorraine.

"Uh, no, I don't.. I don't think so."

"Last year, Hancock Park." Hen said.

"That's right. I never forget a femur." Chimney exclaimed.

Athena joined the group. "It's the damned Porch Pirate."

"The what now?" Rylin asked.

"Sergeant Grant." Bobby said as he and Rylin walked met with Athena as the rest of the team followed.

"Captain. Mr. Personality over here started coughing, grabbed his side and fell over." Athena informed. "Could be appendicitis. I'm not sure."

"Step aside, please." Bobby said as everyone made their way through the crowd of people.

"Sir, I'm just gonna check you out for a second." Bobby said, moving to lift the man's shirt.

"Oh. Okay, we got a colostomy bag, probably backing up." Bobby shouted. "You're gonna gave to intubate him. Sir, just try to relax. These paramedics here are gonna attend to you."

As Hen went to examine the man, he was quick to resist. "Oh, hell no."

"You do it." the man said to Bobby.

"Sir, I am not a trained paramedic. I can't intubate you. They can." Bobby said.

"I'm fine." he grumbled.

"Sir, you're not fine." Chimney said. "Your bowel is probably obstructed. The contents of your colostomy bag are backung up into your system. You're about to choke on your own waste. You will suffocate and die."