Banana Bus Squad x Isekai

Chapter 185: Hello... Father (Epilogue)

In a small room of the Team 6 Tower, Vanoss was lying in his bed with his eyes closed as though he was sleeping. Occasionally, his body shivered slightly in pain, but he calmed down after a few seconds.

It has been a week since that Dragon Ball Z level battle in the city, and so far the city is recovering its damages so quickly that it might take decades to rebuild even for Earth's standards.

But still, millions of lives had died, and thousands of students had signed themselves to leave academy city, such an unfortunate thing for them.

When Vanoss decided to go to the living room and had arrived there, he discovered that someone else was already there, staring out of the window with a can of Coca Cola in his hand.

It was a Technoblade.

Vanoss was surprised to see him here, in which he called him out.

"Hey, why are you here? I thought you're at that Beast kingdom or some shit."

Technoblade snapped out of his daze and stared at Vanoss, "Ah Evan, long time, is it? I didn't want to go back in that shithole again, politics is a mess," he sighed heavily, "I need to talk to you about something."

"Okay, what did you want to tell me?" Vanoss asked nervously. 

"...Are you the one that caused all that conflict?"

Vanoss was startled. He first tried to deny it, but when he saw the seriousness in Technoblade's eyes, he ended up nodding.

"Yeah."

With a darkened face and an aura of crimson light radiating from his body, Technoblade landed his palm on Vanoss' shoulder and tightened his fist. Vanoss closed his eyes and thought about all the horrible things he was about to receive from the angry god pig. However, for a few moments, nothing happened.

Confused, Vanoss opened his eyes and looked at Technoblade, only to see he let out a smile.

"That was badass." he said with a grin and a thumbs up.

"...What?"

"Sorry to piss your pants there, I never liked that lion and I despise the Theocracy, but the only thing I did is that I have to go through politics to deal with this conflict and shit!" Technoblade muttered angrily, his fist tightened on Vanoss' arm only lightly, but his demigod strength was enough to crush Vanoss' arm. Fortunately, he only crushed his bionic arm. 

"Geez, I'm sick and tired of all of the death and destruction in this world. It gets boring and annoying, good thing our world isn't currently like that, right?"

Hearing Technoblade's question, Vanoss slightly averted his gaze to his side and chuckled, his mind racing through, filled with many Earth's problem such as the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, the Israel and Palestine conflict, China's incoming invasion against Taiwan, Blackrock owned a portion of Games Workshop shares, and the worse of all, the videogame Helldiver drama with Playstation's shittiest move, now they won't get any more men to shit out liber-teas and spreading totalitaria-... I mean, manage democracy.

"Oh, and speaking about our world, I had another question to ask."

"Oh, go ahead."

"Okay, and Evan, be honest with me," Technoblade's tone suddenly deepened once more, this time, Vanoss felt space being distorted and the tone of his voice made it seem he is completely serious.

"Were you, that fox girl Regina, about to make something that will lead us back to earth?"

"Umm... no we did not."

"Hmm..." Technoblade hummed thoughtfully, fixing his crimson eyes at Vanoss' yellow ones. And after moments of awkward silence, he simply shrugged, "Alright then, I guess it se-"