At this point, the supervillains are just waiting for Deadpool to either call Spider-Man or be called by said man.
Everyone stops what they are doing the moment the familiar ringtone goes off.
Deadpool puts a bookmark in to keep his place in the book he’s reading. Gone with the Wind. The mercenary accepts the call. “Hello.”
“Yo Wade, can you do me a favor?” Spider-Man asks casually.
“Sure, Spidey. But you gotta do something for me first.”
“Fine. What?” Spider-Man is willing to bargain.
“Tell us about your latest sexual exploits.” Deadpool rubs his hands menacingly.
“Fine. I had phone sex with Wonder Woman...” Spider-Man is interrupted.
“That’s it. LAME!” Kitty who is the daughter of Killer Moth shrieks out.
“...While I was fucking Queen Hippolyta. Her mother.”
“...No Mames.” Bane is impressed.
“I need details!” Bombshell acts like a teenager.
“Well, if I must. We will need to start with last night.”
Flashback
Peter is flying a javelin to Paradise Island.
“I am so glad the goddesses let me be able to come here. It definitely helps that I made them all addicted to my cock.”
Peter is trying to distract himself for a brief time before he gets some big news from Mayday.
Flashback Inside of a Flashback
Peter is lying down on his couch while sending nudes to Teresa showing her how badly he wants to see her when his phone goes off.
Peter presses the green button and puts his phone to his ear.
“Yes, Sweetpea. Do you need anything from daddy?” Peter can’t resist flirting with Mayday.
“Daddy. I need to talk with you. It’s serious. I will arrive in three days.”
“Why not come now?” Peter asked confused.
“I want to add some suspense to the equation. See you soon, Daddy. Remember to fuck as many bitches as possible. Bye, I love you.”
“I love you too, my little doll.” Mayday hangs up.
“I wonder what she needs to tell me. I hope it’s not bad.”
Peter receives a text. He was expecting to see a naked picture of his sister but instead got a suggestive photo from Queen Hippolyta asking him if he would come and visit her.
