Hey, Ladies.” Carol greets as she arrives at the girl’s night out. She is the last one to show up because she got distracted while fighting an alien on one of Saturn’s rings.
“Carol, nice to see you.” Sue greets. Everyone sits down together. They moved two tables together to fit everyone. The ladies that could make it tonight were Carol, Natasha, Jean, Sue, Jessica, Emma, Wanda, and Jennifer.
“Waiter we need some menus!” Jessica calls for the well-dressed man to bring the menus for the expensive restaurant’s food.
“Here you go, ladies. What would you all like to drink?” The waiter takes their orders and leaves to go get what they ordered for drinks.
“So, how is your relationship with Scott and Logan going, Jean?” Wanda asks in curiosity.
“Terrible. Scott has been almost exclusively been fucking Logan and Logan has been traveling a lot. I’ve felt very lonely.” Jean admits.
“I’m sorry to hear that, Jean.” Sue apologizes. “If it makes you feel better, Reed hasn’t touched me in almost three years.”
“That bastard!” Jennifer looks pissed. “That is not right. Your husband should be treating you like the queen that you deserve to be treated like.”
“Yeah, honestly I feel worse. Scott will still at least finger me and Logan will indulge my lust whenever he is nearby.” Jean admits.
“Sorry, I just wanted to make you feel better.”
“Oh, dear. Reed is an idiot if he isn’t trying to get with you whenever he can.” Emma places a gloved hand on her fellow blonde’s shoulder.
“So, moving away from the depressing situation with Sue’s husband. Has anyone hooked up with anyone of note recently?” Jessica asks with an arched brow.
“Yes, I had a one-night stand with a tall, dark S.H.I.E.L.D agent,” Natasha announces as she takes her drink from the waiter who came back with their drinks.
The women quickly ordered what food they wanted.
“Please give us the details, Nat.” Wanda seems very curious at the Russian’s early words.
“Yes, you have piqued my interest.” Emma takes a sip of her alcoholic drink.
“Well, we were both on a mission to take down a Hydra base. Once we were done, we spent the night together as a celebration for victory.”
“I was recently in an alien space orgy in a different galaxy,” Carol admits proud.
“What happened?” Jen smirks.
“I came across a bunch of aliens fucking in the middle of town on their home planet, so I stripped down and joined in.”
“Did you use a condom?” Sue asks.
“No, but with how many rounds went on, we would have run out anyways.”
“You should be more careful, Carol. One of these days you’re going to get an STD from an alien planet. That would not be good.” Jess reprimands.
“Oh, leave her be. She’ll be fine.” Jen reassures.
“Is there any men anyone is gonna try and hook up with soon?” Nat asks as sometimes the heroines set their eyes on someone that another heroine has their eye on, so they now call dibs until they can hook up with the man they are after.
“I’ve had my eyes on Sider-Man for a while.” Wanda comes clean.
“What?! But he is an obnoxious child!” Jennifer shouts in surprise. Sue looks very upset at that reply and is about to defend her friend before Wanda corrects herself.
