The party was going great. Everyone was having an amazing time drinking and flirting with each other, but in reality, only a few people were actually happy.
To explain why we must know how this situation came to be. Tony Stark, Oliver Queen, and King T’Chala decided to throw the best St. Patrick’s Day party ever for the superhero community. All the teams and lone vigilantes were invited to the party. They encouraged everyone to bring their spouses and family members as long as they wear green.
Peter Parker’s POV:
I just got back from a long patrol in my precious New York City. I am very excited to show Els around to my fellow heroes. We have only been dating for two months, but we are already very serious.
Els: Hey, pouty lips are you ready to go?
Peter: almost my beautiful alien.
We kiss as I finish up buttoning my green shirt. I gather up my things and we head outside to get teleported to the Watchtower where the party will be held at.
Peter: Babe, this is the Watchtower. What do you think?
Els: Woah, now this is what I call a party!
Els Undonta POV:
I lead my boyfriend to the dance floor where we dance together. I hand him a drink because he is really fun when he lets loose a little.
Els: Sugar, let’s go over there so that I can kiss those beautiful lips that I love so much.
Peter: Sure. my goddess.
I lead him over to a dark corner of the room where I kiss my boyfriend deeply. I swear I am addicted to his taste. It tastes like pancakes and syrup.
I just continue to kiss him while I pull him closer to me.
May Parker’s POV:
I see my dear nephew kissing his new girlfriend. God, I hate that alien freak. I just can’t stand the thought that my future grandbaby will be blue if they can even have children in the first place.
I watch as Peter and that slut go to a more secluded area and they start making out very heavily.
May: Peter, you can do so much better than that.
Alfred: Did you say something, madam?
Mary-Jane Watson’s POV:
Tony: Hey, sexy. How are you doing?
Tony Stark flirts with me drunkenly.
MJ: I’m well. I can’t believe how big this party is. I’m so lucky to have been invited here with all these superheroes.
Tony: A sexy model like you, how could I ever resist. Especially after that sex scene, you did with Chris Evans. That was so hot.
MJ: Thank you. It was a great experience. (But not the best.)
I look in Peter’s direction when I think about how he would do whatever it took to make me cum, which wasn’t that much with how well equipped he is down there.
Tony pours me a drink that I accept to try to get my mind off of my ex.
Tony: I see that Peter got a new girl. How does someone go from a woman as hot as you to someone that ugly? (He slaps a waitress on her ass as she walks by when he says this.)
MJ: I know right, he should get his brain checked if he thinks she could ever compare to this. (I rub a hand down my body.)
Tony: Humunahumanahumana!
MJ’s subconscious: {Deep down I know that the reason she is with Peter is not because of looks, but because Els is fully accepting of all of Peter and Spider-Man.}
Beast Boy’s POV:
BB: Woah, looks like Peter got an alien girlfriend. I have to admit they are the best.
I put my arm around Starfire’s shoulder.
Star: I love you, Gar.
BB: I love you too.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Nightwing looking at me angrily. Well too bad, he is the one that cheated on Starfire with both Rachel and Barabra in their bed on Starfire’s birthday. What a bunch of sluts, I can’t believe I ever loved Rachel.
Zatanna Zatara’s POV:
Zee: And for my next trick I will need a volunteer.
I look for Peter so that I can flirt with him while doing the trick. I notice that he is in a dark corner making out with a blue alien chick. I freeze for a second in shock and sadness before I am brought back by the audience begging to be picked. Peter doesn’t even glance in my direction.
Zee: You, with the Red helmet.
Jason: Actually, It’s a hood. (He says snarkily.)
God, give me the strength to not kill this idiot again.
Zee: Now let’s get started, everyone! (I put on a huge smile that is completely fake.) Now watch in amazement as I turn him into his spirit animal.
I put a drape over his body and say a spell of transformation.
Zee: now let’s see what he became.
I pull off the drape and a little robin is the sight that I am met with.
Zee: I have to say that it is pretty fitting.
I look back over at Peter and by this point, he is being dragged by the blue alien over to dance when the music turns to slow music.
Zee: I will change him back now. (I barely hide my sadness in my voice.)
I put the drape over the bird and change him back.
Jason: Never do that again.
Jason looks embarrassed, so he tries to act cool by stalking away.
