Kaveh & Alhaitham Plays Story-Based Games

[Fears to Fathom: Prologue to Ironbark Lookout]

System: "Welcome back to-"

Alhaitham, immediate: "Answer me this, what's a 'milf?'"

System, stunned to silence: "..."

Kaveh: "If the System's that surprised by your question, I don't want to know what that means!"

Alhaitham: "So is it that bad?"

System: "... Well, yes. You'll regret knowing it. Say, for instance, my owner. She just searched it up cuz she didn't know what it was either. She wished she hadn't."

Alhaitham: "... Then I won't pry. Is this something Teyvat knows of?"

System, making static sounds before responding: "I believe not."

Kaveh: "Good! I hope Teyvat won't become a world of unhinged people like this world... uh, no offense."

System: "...The third game of Fears to Fathom has ended now. We will be moving to the fourth game soon. Note that the series of Fears to Fathom might still be ongoing, so we will be seeing you two again soon after the fourth game ends."

Alhaitham, sighing: "What's the fourth game about?"

System: "The fourth game is called Ironbark Lookout. This game is even more longer than the last three games you played. You are playing as a male character driving in a different kind of vehicle you might have never seen before... and you are hired to work in a job that is located in the woods. Say like a forest ranger, in Sumeru terms."

Kaveh: "Ah. Totally makes sense..."

Alhaitham: "Alright... we'll figure out the rest ourselves."

Kaveh: "I'd prefer more information."

Alhaitham: "So do I."

Kaveh, taken aback at this contradiction: "???"

System: "I will send you two in within a few minutes. Please rest as much as you can before you start driving again. Do not die driving."

Kaveh: "So who's driving this time?"

System: "Perhaps you, Kaveh. Fairly speaking, Alhaitham had been the one to drive in the second game, the third being the narrator's father. Do you know the basics to driving?"

Kaveh: "No, I haven't."

Alhaitham: "I've learned how some functions work, but I'd like to know a few things about driving as well."

Kaveh: "I guess I'll join too."

System: "You will learn how it works soon. Driving in the game is a bit easier than in real life where you have more risks and consequences, plus some turning. I will show you how to operate a car."

Spending the last couple minutes, the two tried to learn driving before they got teleported into the game. The System had to teach them using words only since it doesn't hold a form but just rather a voice. The owner, watching all this happen with crossed legs, sighes. At least there's something going on before the game, but a break would've been much better, her personally.