The four demons all prepped themselves for their next big target in the living world.
Blitzø equipped himself with a gun and knife in each hand, Millie grabbed and sharpened her axe with her fangs, Loona unsheathed her claws and filed her teeth with sandpaper, while Moxxie gathered some other weapons in a valet bag.
Soon, the gang were ready to go. With one rub of the Asmodean crystal in Blitzø's hand, a portal to the mortal realm opened in front of them.
Or, the town in the mortal realm where the client had died as a human and sent them, which was a small town Australia.
As they stepped through the portal to the town park, the demons looked around surprised at the moonlit night. And it was currently the mid-afternoon in Hell, and America.
"OK... was not expecting this." said Blitzø in surprise.
"Ya never do." mumbled Loona, who still texted on her phone.
"Aw well, guess this is a night mission then." Everyone groaned at his stupidity, since he didn't notice the weather.
"Shit, it is freezing out here!" Moxxie pouted. "Where's a hellhound when you need one?"
"I'm right here, you know?" said Loona sarcastically.
"Yeah, right. I meant ANOTHER hellhound."
"Hey, didn't I tell you two to get along?" Blitzø intervened the two again.
"At least I have fur, Moxx." Loona tried finishing the argument saying that, until...
"Oh, shut the fuck up, puppy." grumbled Moxxie.
He was about to walk away, until he felt Loona's bushy tail stop him in his tracks. He then turned to see Loona snarling with a rabid look looking down at him.
Blitzø and Millie's mouths widened at what the gulping imp had done.
"You two! Get to planning!" growled the hellhound quietly. "Gonna teach fatty a thing or two about mouthing off."
She then grabbed Moxxie by the neck with the brute force of her paw and walked off to a private area of the park, while Blitzø and Millie grabbed out a blank canvas with black and red markers.
"So, we clear on what the plan is, Mills?" asked Blitzø enthusiastically.
"Two questions about that, sir." said Millie. "Which motherfuckers are we killing? And are you sure they'll all be in the one place? It seems like everyone in town would be in bed at this time. Even the police."
"I can unravel both for ya." replied Blitzø with the snap of his fingers. "Hey Moxx! What did the client say our target was?!"
Moxxie was heard screaming in the distance as Loona beat the shit out of him.
A/N: If this was part of the show, that part wouldn't be shown.
"It was a high school party where the kids who taped her accidental death were attending!" screamed Moxxie. "AAAHHH!"
"NEVER! EVER! SAY THAT! TO ME! AGAIN!" Loona roared as she repeatedly hit him.
"See, Mills? Not as easy as the targeted groups in our neck of the woods."
"Gotcha. While these woods seem to be in..." Millie looked around the entire park to find a sign with the town's name, before pointing at it. "Aha! No-Name City!"
Blitzø then rolled his eyes at the name. "Of course."
Moxxie and Loona came back from the beating, only Moxxie came back with a black eye after several hits.
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FanfictionINSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823: When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them. Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...