INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
While Millie continued soothing Balin inside the Imagination Castle, Blitzø and Moxxie continued their search for Loona and the kid in the hotel room courtyard, slithering from tree and bush and even peaking through a few windows. ...Mainly Blitzø.
"Psst! Sir." Moxxie whispered. "I hate to get... pessimistic, but part of me feels like agreeing with Millie. A-about searching on the inside. Like, maybe this... Belial guy, would want us to find them out here. For all we know, searching out here could be what he wants in general. Yeah, no, this feels too easy, and I-I-I don't like it."
"Oh, don't be a puss, Moxx." Blitzø replied more flatly. "Just because I stooped to your level with the missing posters doesn't mean I'm open to all your creative genius yet."
Rolling his eyes, Moxxie then looked at the piece of paper he was handed earlier, which was now revealed to be a 'missing' poster, showing a picture of Loona in her human form. ...A rather humiliating one, in Blitzø's case.
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A/N: Just for a little role-play, if anyone has another idea for a humiliating missing poster for Loona, give a shout.
"Blitzø, THESE ones were YOUR creative genius." retorted Moxxie. "Who the hell else is suicidal enough to snap this photo without being-?"
"You know what kinda freaks drool over Loonie!" the boss quietly started ranting. "For all we know, these assholes might not have their dream-come-true yet. And that Belial asshole could be having them toss her from door to door, emptying hers until she's as broken as what other dreams they had! ...Or else, they could just be using the kid as practice."
"Then... why not use them?"
"What?"
"Let's just go from door to door, back AND front." suggested Moxxie. "Surely someone must know."
"Exactly!" Blitzø protested further. "Either they're holding her in one of these rooms, or they don't know about her but'll get an idea anyway. It's nature."
"We don't know that. And we won't. Not unless we-"
"Try ourselves? Yeah. I know." Soon, the boss reluctantly gave in a little. "OK, fine, I'm in. So, which room?"
"Hmm... let's start with that vagina-shaped one over there."
Moxxie pointed Blitzø over to a beach-style cabin three doors away, shaped exactly like a taco.
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