Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch.62 - 🎵 Balin Can SING! 🎵

MEANWHILE, AT THE SPA...

A lot of people were sitting in the spa's waiting area either texting, smoking, drinking, or reading newspapers. The I.M.P gang however were just reading a comic book that was disguised as a newspaper, with little eye holes cut out in the middle like the ones detectives would use, but it was even poorer than their human disguises.

"So far, so good." Blitzø whispered as he sat in between Moxxie and Millie reading the newspaper together.

"And so disgusting!" Moxxie showed a disgusted look on his face. "Sir, a comic book as a paper? Just so you could look at a succubi with THREE tits?! Since when is that gonna fool anyone?"

"Since I broke up with Verosika. Now shut it, you're gonna get us caught!'" muttered Blitzø in annoyance, as he poked Moxxie's forehead.

"Boy!" snapped Millie quietly. "Neptune could send us that appointment list any second! So fuck up or shut up, both of y'all!"

"Okay Mills, Christ on a stick." Blitzø gave in before clearing his throat. "Listen to your hoe Moxx, because once that notification bell dings, Loona moves onto her signal."

Just then, a random client walked out of one of the spa rooms wearing a white bathrobe with pink streaks that looked like the tire marks on a race car. Her body was so slim, it sent Blitzø into a frozen trance. Luckily it didn't come with any actual drool, but his mouth was wide open in arousal.

But as she walked past with him watching, Millie finally got the text. So Moxxie slapped the trance out of Blitzø's face and pointed to the phone. The message said that 'You guys are next on the list' and showed a picture of the name highlighted in gold after Neptune patted it down with her incredible hellhound sniffer tracking skill.

Just like Loona did in 'Spring Breakers.'

"OK Moxx, my alternative to thank you: Fuck you." Blitzø said with a snap of his fingers directly at Moxxie, which flabbergasted him a little before grabbing a whistle from his pocket. He blew into the whistle for a few seconds, but it made no noise, which really confused the two imps.

Loona was outside on the corner texting on her phone. As a pervert was walking by, she was still looking down at it when she punched his brains right out, right before she picked up a sound unheard by everyone else, but only her.

"Since when the fuck did Blitzø get a whistle like that?" she thought to herself as she cracked her knuckles. "Well. Time to put on the charm or whatever."

She began walking sexily up to the entrance of the spa and made a real dog whistle to the patrons inside. Except for Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie, who by her thunderous request, kept their eyes in the newspaper. 

Loona walked up to the automatic door legs first to get the guys' attention, and then when she got to the middle of the carpet out front, she did a blue steel where her blank expression turned into a romantic smirk. One by one, this made the patrons, who were young males no doubt, fall head over heels for her, just as her spell intended. Soon, when they all laid eyes on her, gestured them to follow her with one of her sharp-nailed fingers and led them all the way out of the spa.

Moxxie, Blitzø, and Millie were all that remained in the waiting area, while Marijiana was hidden in the cool room. Just as the mission was planned.

Just then, the spa masseuse walked out with her notepad in her hands and a very, very blank expression on her face, as she called out: "NEXT!" She didn't even know the rest of the men went missing.

"Yeeep, that'll be me." Blitzø stood up and wiped the dirt off his blazer before waltzing into the spa room. Giving Moxxie and Millie the perfect time to sneak up into the vents and crawl all the way into the to grab the S'mores capes from Marijiana.