Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch.5 - The Kid

Still carrying the little human child in her arms, Loona was now in a gothic-looking human disguise, looking around every place in No-Name Town, Australia she chased him to see if he had a home or a family around those parts.

But alas, even with her sniffing, it was no good.

It wasn't easy with him passed out, but it was better than him still being scared shitless of her what she did. And she knew it was her fault.

Soon, she made it back to the school to see the bodies were gone, dismembered or otherwise, and all that was left was the bloodshed.

Loona shielded the kid from the gory sight for safety, then took one last look at him while he was still unconscious.

...Before she had an idea.

She knew it was a risky one, but if no-one in town was gonna come out, she might as well help him herself.

"Get ready for a ride, squirt." Loona sighed to him. "I got you."

With that said and done, Loona reverted to her hellhound form and started sprinting in her supersonic speed from the school all the way back to the park, where the portal spawn was slowly closing.

She and the child were about to make it, when...

BACK AT I.M.P:

Blitzø and the gang returned to the office all shook up, clean, and paid after their high-school royale.

"WHOA! Fuck yeah!" exclaimed Blitzø wildly. "Great job again, lovebirds. I can't remember having this much fun since the last time I had fun!"

He grabbed some booze and downed the whole bottle in 3 seconds before smashing it to the carpet.

"Now that's gotta be a record of something!"

Just then, Loona walked inside still watching over the boy.

"Ah, there's my Loonie." Blitzø wrapped her into a hug, which easily annoyed her. "You would not believe the shit we've been through tonight."

"Do not call me that! And no hugs!"

Loona quietly shoved Blitzø away, not wanting to wake up the kid he saw in her arms.

"Hey, uh, what's that in your arms?" he asked her curiously.

"It's... he's the peeper from earlier." she sighed in response.

"Wait, it was a kid? Heh, small world." chuckled Blitzø, while Loona rolled her eyes in a sneer. "So what brings him here? Is he your dessert tonight?"

"What?! FUCK NO!" Loona shouted, then covered her mouth hoping the kid didn't wake up hearing her swear. Rather loudly. "I was about to kill him until I saw him like... this. He looked so injured out there, and for some reason, alone. So I brought him here to nurse him up a bit."

"Are you effing nuts, Loona?!" exclaimed Moxxie. "Barely doing your job is one thing, but when even the princess questioning it is worrisome enough, do you know how much trouble bringing this scruffy human is to us?! Way to go you..." he ended with a slow-clap.

"C'mon Moxx, I'm sure Loona has her intentions." Blitzø sympathised him cheekily. "After all, she is employee of the month. Twice."

"Uhh... indeed. Try and keep up, fatty."

"Yeah, yeah, pipe down." Moxxie secretly flipped her off as he read a magazine. "I am not fat, soft..."

"Do you want me to slap the other cheek?!" Loona towered over him, foaming angrily.