INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
Blitzø was once again recklessly driving through the streets of Imp City with Moxxie, Millie, and Neptune in the passenger seats of his new and improved van, with Marijiana sitting next to the boss in Loona's usual spot, on the way to see Balin and how his morning healing from hellhound fever had gone.
They were currently unaware of what was actually happening.
Since Neptune and Marijiana were also brand new to the company, Blitzø brought this much wider same-sized van at a used car shop. So it had much more seating for the entire crew, along with Balin and a couple of extra people who needed a ride. (etc. Stolas or Octavia)
"Oh, now this is a tune!" Blitzø exclaimed as he turned the car radio on.
"You two good girls have got to hear this one!" he then spoke excitedly to Neptune and Marijiana.
"And... that means you might wanna try these noise-cancelling headphones." added Moxxie objectively. "Like, right now."
"Yeah. Don't be such a worry-wart, old man." chuckled Marijiana. "We can handle a little rock 'n' roll."
Hearing that just made Moxxie grumble, until Millie nuzzled her head into his waist like a purring cat to make him feel better as usual.
Soon, the van arrived at Loona's apartment, parking recklessly at the curb and only hitting the tip of a fire hydrant... this time.
Grabbing a bottle of booze from the car, Blitzø then whistled and danced his way out of the van with the rest of the gang walking out slowly, before he smashed through the glass door of the apartment.
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"Whoo! HELL YEAH!" Blitzø shouted, sipping the booze bottle in his hand as he entered the reception area and still walked with not a scratch on him.
Seeing the damage on the door, Marijiana then used her bushy tail to fan the glass out of the way, which surprised Moxxie's mouth wide open.
"I... I-I still can't understand how Blitzø could even get tetanus just barging through that door like that." he said in shock.
"C'mon, Moxx, as annoying as fuck as he can be at times, he's still your boss." smiled Neptune.
"OUR boss!" interjected Moxxie. "You do know you're one of us now, so at least expect the unexpected. In your case, girls, A LOT."
"I mean, both of you aren't wrong." shrugged Millie. "We have known him a lot longer, while they on the other hand are still settling after all."
"Yes, I suppose you're kinda right, Millie." sighed Moxxie in defeat, but with a small smile. "Millie is my wife after all, ladies. It is a job as a husband to always listen to her, so I kinda have to."
