Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch.110 - 'Pranks-Getting' Week

A few minutes after meeting in the arcade, the three demons and one little human kid were now eating at the food court, as Balin was getting to know his second aunty-figure, Mrs. Sallie-May. 

The food they were having was from a Hellish subsidiary of McDonald's, called 'Hell'donalds.'

As the two chatted a little with their meal, Balin explained everything about his life in Hell since meeting I.M.P, while Aunty Sal warmly smiled. She was still heartbroken by the story of how it came to be, but she was still happy that he was healthy.

"How come there's a McDonald's in Hell, Loona?" Balin then asked his caretaker.

"Oh, to give the sinners a little taste of what they've been missing out on Earth." replied Millie.

"Hang on sis, are we sure you've been here for a few months now?" teased Sallie May. "I thought you was only here for three, and you're still asking them?"

"Hey, come on, Hell's just different from all the other experiences on Earth." Loona said. "Besides, I never took him to this one, for a fear of Helloxide poisoning. I did the studies."

"Well, speaking of experience, I really am sorry to hear about your parents, little one." Sallie then stroked his hair and his cheek as he ate his burger. "I know I've said that a lot now,  but I really can't express it enough. You're such a cute little bean."

Balin then blushed a little hearing that. He may have been a kid, but that wasn't always an advantage for someone like him to be called cute or adorable.

"At least they're happy now." sighed Balin in content, thinking about his parents. "I've visited them a couple of times, and I have Loona to thank for it, as well as giving me a place to stay."

"Oh, you're just saying that, kid." flushed Loona.

"C'mon, Ms. Loona." insisted Sallie-May. "It's okay to feel just a little motherly"

"I'm not 'just a little motherly', alright?" sneered Loona in embarrassment. "In fact, I'm just his his guide through Hell, his friend. Like I keep telling everyone."

"At least it's better than calling Moxxie fatty." grumbled Millie.

Sallie-May and Loona heard that though, and while Loona took offence to that a little, Sallie-May just snickered hearing the hellhound's nickname for who she called Millie's 'cupcake' husband.

"Hey! Don't you dare start!" Loona snapped, pointing her claw at him. "I just joke with him about being fat."

"Oh, yeah. Just one you use, even when it's not Pranks-Getting." Millie retorted. "I bet me challenging you not to prank or insult him the whole holiday week would be another joke, now wouldn't it?"

"Uhh, F you! I told you before." exclaimed Loona softly. "I don't take orders from you, I don't take orders from anyone! E-E-Except, maybe Blitzø, from time to time."

"Ha! Now that's the first step to accepting motherhood." concluded Millie. "And before you say anything, you don't wanna prank me as payback, as much as he doesn't wanna go with you."

So Loona didn't say anything, except growled in more annoyance than anger.

"Hey, hey, hey, knock this shit off!" Sallie-May intervened. "Can't y'all see you're scaring the little darling?!"

"Oh, don't worry. I'm not scared." replied Balin in content. "Loona warned me about them fighting sometimes."

"Oh, I'm glad you ain't so scared." Aunty Sal smiled to him. "Oh, apologies for the cussing. It's just a demon thing."

"I was told about that too." said the boy.

"Anyway, why don't you tell me about yourself then?" asked Sallie-May, interested in hearing more of his story.