INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
The Hazbin Hotel's dinner table was now decorated from left to right, not only with delicious food, but also with tableware ranging from candelabras to a streak of sparkly powder laced across the middle of the table.
"Uhh, hold the ph..." said Angel Dust with a raised eyebrow. "Is that MY cocaine?"
"Oh, no, no, no." the Egg Boi happily replied. "This is Charlie's bag of decoration snow. Her name's right here on the bag."
"UGH! Charlie is just another word for cocaine, squirt!" seethed Angel in irritation. "Hello?!"
"So that's why my name's Charlie, dad?" asked the princess.
"HA! No, of course not." replied Lucifer. "Need I remind thee, your name is Charlemagne."
"Yeah, and then you named me Charlie for short." added Charlie.
"Ohh... 1000 years go so fast when you're growing up, you just forget." chuckled the king of Hell nervously, before clearing his throat. "Now, with that... little musical number, dinner's served!"
Everyone took their seats at the table, except Loona and Balin as she softly held him by his shoulders. But as Lucifer was about to take his seat in his throne of a chair, he soon cringed at the sensation of something under him.
He then stood up to see it was a rubber ducky up his ass.
"Oh, you're kidding me!" he groaned in irritation, knowing who put the toy there.
"Can you blame me?" said Alastor. "You have taken quite the interest to them. But whatever for, I haven't a clue."
Lucifer's surprised face soon changed to irritated then flat, before looking to Loona and the kid softly.
"Please, Madam Loona." he smiled. "Sit."
"I will, Your Majesty... dude. But where will HE sit?" she then pointed to Balin.
"What are you talking about, Loona?" asked Via. "He could sit in between you and me, since he does look comfortable with us."
"But I'm not sure if I'm comfortable... with all this on the table, in front of him." Loona then anxiously used the tip of her tail to point at the cocaine streak.
"Come on, teddy bear. A little cocaine never killed nobody." Angel Dust smirked, but putting a serious thinking look on his face. "Actually, it kills everybody."
"Confirmed...!" Loona then seethed to Angel before looking at Charlie. "Is there a different table for him to sit it?"
"Oooh, tonight's your lucky night." Charlie clapped her hands happily. "We did want to give him some feel-at-home-on-Earth love for tonight, so, it's just over there."
Charlie then pointed at a smaller, but more colourful, kid's table right next to the dinner table, resembling the setting of a tea-party.
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