INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
As usual, Blitzø drove at the fastest speed along the streets of Imp City. So fast, his license would've been taken two weeks ago on Earth.
He soon parked the van at a curb, almost breaking the fire hydrant in front of them with the fender, which was right next to an alley where they could use the Asmodean crystal without being seen.
"My-my, Moxx. Looks like you enjoyed the ride, for once." grinned Blitzø, looking at the white-haired imp in his rear vision mirror.
"Hmm, it was alright." he shrugged, as Blitzø and Loona got out of the front together.
Millie then raised her eyebrow at her husband, as she gently flicked an earbud out of his ear with her tail, grabbed a cushion from underneath his seat, then ripped a piece of black-dyed cotton from the van's roof.
"Safety first?" quivered Moxxie.
Millie then smiled and gave him a kiss on the nose. "Can't blame ya, hon." she giggled as they both got out of the van next.
"Welp, time to get this bastard done and dusted. With sandpaper." said Blitzø wiping his hands.
Loona then licked the Asmodean crystal to open the portal to Earth as the boss grabbed Moxxie and Millie's hands to drag them through it, and after spitting out the gunky germs Blitzø could've had on the crystal, Loona followed after them to the location:
LOS ANGELES
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"...Okay. Looks like we're doing some nostalgia and shit." spoke Blitzø in his happy mood again.
"Uh-huh. Kinda reminds me when.." Loona was about to finish when the boss cut her off.
"Alright ladies! Let's..."
"Ahem?" Moxxie cleared his throat at him. "And...?"
"And what?" Blitzø quietly asked before shaking it off. "Never mind, let's just find where this asshole's residing. Loona? If you please?"
"Still can't smell anything here, dumbass. It's L.A." replied Loona sarcastically, as she rolled her eyes. "You must know the location by now, don't ya,-?"
"Call me Fatty out here again, and I'll call you 'Balin's mommy' someplace else!" interrupted Moxxie.
He was about to walk away whistling, before Loona angrily grabbed him by his waistcoat.
"MOXXIE! You have no clue how close you're at!" she snarled. "Call me 'Balin's mommy' anywhere, and I'll chop you to chunks with my choker!" the female hellhound then threw Moxxie to the ground.
"Talk about a tongue-twister." she said to herself, as she helped Moxxie back up, so he could dust himself off and stretch, before hearing a snapping sound.
"Shit. OK, Something just popped." he said.
"I'm sure it'll heal by the time we meet 'em." Blitzø was about to pat his back, but decided to pat his head instead to save him more pain. "As for you Loonie, to answer your question, I was the one who answered the call, so I have the fucker's address written down here." he then showed her a piece of paper with the address. "All we need now is a piece of transportation."
